This boomer whose brain has been completely fried by a one-two punch of lead poisoning and facebook sees a quaint short film from 1939 speculating about the fashion of the year 2000 and just sees the fingerprints of the transgender lizard illuminati all over the whole thing and proceeds to transvestigate the models appearing it
Social engineering!!! Predictive programming!!! IT’S ALL CONNECTED
“type in Google” 
At least they didn’t tell people to grok it


Die.
Edit for clarification: This is directed at people who identify or operate as “transvestigators”, which in abhorrent concept.