what an odd thing to say
Honestly, we need to make this an emoji already

I think someone already proposed it, but I lack the technological know-how to make it into the proper format
That and my desktop computer kerploded and I do not currently have the funds to fix it (thank you very much AI companies)


Oh god another unreasonable giant hexbear emoji that takes half screen.
Funny cuz it’s illegibly small on my side
The site makes them small but to every other instance is the original image as far as I know.
it shows the correct size on lemmy.ml…
custom emoji is a default part of the lemmy software, if under-utilized by other instances, if your preferred app or frontend doesn’t implement rendering of emojis at a reasonable emoji size, that’s their problem IMO
Would you say it’s… unbearably large?
Thanks, I’ll be here all week
Avoid the chowder, it’s a little clammy

That Evil gene is rearing up again
We don’t need Simpsons emojis as long as you’re here to post them in full
Yeah, but I can’t be on here all day
I got books to write and organizations to organize
i got a transparent background version here https://hexbear.net/post/7907458?scrollToComments=false
I knew some beautiful soul did this already!
Needs to be added to the list ASAP
Reality is going to make sure we need it
Getting lots of questions already answered by my “graham didn’t die in the factory explosion” shirt.
Heart attack gun not real not real. And Senator Cracker and me had the best relationship ever. He just died suddenly. Bad genes. Not like me - good genes very, very good genes. Sometimes your heart blows up from purely natural causes. Boom. And you die. Believe me. Believe me.
Oh he absolutely got exploded in that factory then.

I’ve been limiting my doomscrolling the past few weeks. Can someone elaborate, what factory?

So is the theory that he was in the same facility again the next day for some reason
I think the theory is that someone is lying about the timing
Ukraine drone factory he was documented visiting “the day before” it got hit by Russia
Left the geolocation data on the pictures he posted.
Choked trying to swallow a missile.
Been there

trying to imagine a scenario where Ukkkraine doesn’t immediately start making all the noise possible about a US senator getting slimed by Russia and I just can’t
Yeah, this is the piece that blows apart the theory. Ukraine would absolutely be screaming about this, there’d be nothing to shut them up.
Not saying its true but:
there’d be nothing to shut them up.
Threaten to cut-off arms supply
Threaten to cut-off arms

announcing that it happened guarantees an increase in arms supply no matter what trump says
Ukraine announces ‘Ruzzia killed ladybug’,
Trump and State department refute or just don’t acknowledge the claim, (and I think even Ukraine glazing dems would recognize the level of escalation that admitting that Russia killed a sitting Senator would entail would be unwanted, so they wouldn’t take up the claim either)
Leaving it just another claim from the Banderite government to incite escalation and more support that’s remains unproven/unacknowledged by the US, hence no increase in arms supply from this incident specifically
so much of this zero thought conspiracy crap making the rounds in “left” online spaces
The root of conspiracy theories is and always has been entirely vibes based, which makes it contrary to a materialist worldview. The reason there aren’t spaces for conspiracy theory discussions on leftist platforms is because leftists should be trying to discourage reactionary thought patterns.
I agree there shouldn’t be, but have a look at this entire post for the counterexample
c/debunk is needed.
We need a leftist Skeptic community.
Honestly surprised that they’re not trying to do it anyways. Maybe I’m giving the fascists’ imagination too much credit

Why comment on it at all? Can’t he just order them to not investigate?
That’s just going to make the conspiracy theory nuts go crazy. Comparatively, stating that the investigation will be a waste of time before it turns out to have been a waste of time will make him appear reasonable and correct for the first time since 16 October, 2012.
Huh, fair enough!
So this means he did it. Made the Havana Gun notched up to max.
Death by ladybug
Nothing to hide nothing to fear my guy.
dude felt chest pains and then didn’t use his excellent healthcare plan. they’re calling it the most preventable death in history
They put the micro-explosives from Escape from New York in his aorta
It totally wasn’t too much coocaine.

Well, I wasn’t suspicious of him before, but now…
He sure does know how to play the Heel really well.






















