To paraphrase a fearless little Palestinian girl from years ago, the cowardice of the Israeli military is legendary.

but how does this affect Jodie?!

if you guys don’t stop shooting missiles at us, we’ll attempt to assassinate a guy we’ve been trying to assassinate for years now!!111one

hell yeah i want to see abrams tanks collapsing bridges

The only Germany that was ever legitimate was East Germany.

This is good, I have a big qr code printed on one of my helmets that used to fuck with LPR scanners but it’s surely been patched by now

I need a spring-loaded quarter scale stop sign with a handle to wave around when I see any tesla

Surely all the nations of NATO will fully commit militarily to protect smol bean Estonia and its like 35% Russian population?!?!

ANY QUESTIONS???

I could be entirely wrong about this but my suspicion is that if Estonia gets one of their little bathtub toy boats cut in half by a russian jet’s cannon in international waters because they were playing pirate, NATO members might make a lot of noise but they wouldn’t come running to their military aid. Article 5 is for the US to use, when the dog pulls back at the leash the owner disciplines the dog.

Estonia tries their hand at piracy and it doesn’t work

One dinky little patrol boat ventured into international waters and tried to force a tanker bound for Russia to divert into Estonian waters. A Russian jet intervened and the Estonian “Navy” had to give up their plot.

very funny prank to stoke anti-immigrant sentiment up to a fever pitch and then trick a bunch of boers to emigrate here

No gas through Nordstream and Russia is still getting money from Europe for Russian gas. The point I am making is that cutting Russian gas delivery off from Europe has already been done and all it means is Europe pays even higher prices for Russian gas because they’re still buying it through middlemen. Cutting off direct petroleum supply to Europe has not and would not stop the war, that is exactly why the USA blew up Nordstream and forced Europe to sanction Russian petroleum.

As Europe is finding out, you can’t win a war by fucking your own economy voluntarily.

Why would that have stopped the war? Europe is still buying Russian oil through intermediaries despite more than a dozen rounds of sanctions.

yeah I have a particular set of skills (i can go on computer) that make me perfect for the job of laptop turner-on-er

sure looks like “cool” is in different handwriting than “for the guy in the cybertruck”

they’re definitely steyr augs

Unbelievably based, thanks. If you ever need help moving within the state of Texas and maybe even Louisiana I will be johnny on the spot

I can also turn a wrench if needed

yeah the libs trying to make the ukraine invasion a dunk are pathetic. Repeating the state department’s claims that had been wrong for years doesn’t make you a geopolitics understander it just makes you a simp. That’s Robert Federal Evans for you though