





“owning this grain of sand is like owning the whole beach”


Getting lots of questions already answered by my “graham didn’t die in the factory explosion” shirt.


Schrodinger’s Mitch.


“Lindsey? Oh she was a great woman, a terrific woman. Some say, one of the best. Anyway, Isn’t my ballroom coming along great?”


The right is nothing but the celebration and rewarding of failure.


If the great satan says you’re bad, you know you’re on the right track.


Nothing Digital Is Ever Truly Ours
We’ll just see about that 


Quick, someone check if she’s in the epstein files.


Nothing makes capitalists seethe more than have their special little thing be available to everyone.


centrists ally with the far right
As is tradition.
Me to my coworker: “haha bro check out this epic meme XD”
My coworker: 


Also no sexual abuse scandals involving minors. Or being involved with people that engage in said abuse, and/or trafficking of minors.


Camacho was unironically a better president than trump.


Not to mention he was convinced when shown actual evidence.


You’re growing too fast and we can’t keep up. Please stop. 


He has one trillion of intrinsically worthless, made up thing. Too bad it can’t buy him happiness.
So It’s all fake and bullshit?


Thots and sprayers.