I would like an exact quantity please. Sex up to that number then I will have finished sex. Then on my gravestone “this person had the correct amount of sex”
While it’s an awkward conversation, it’s up to your parents.
It’s true, my parents set my quarterly KPI’s and OKR’s
Mother, I have copulated again
no
We should find people having too much sex and people having not enough sex and pair them up. Bring balance to the sex force, like some kind of sex jedi
To be clear, you think giving a sex maniac a little frightened toy that’s been pent up is going to bring them down? I don’t think you thought that through.
Ynow what they say? Opposites attract amirite?
I mean not pair them up for sex, more like pair them up and let them trade lives for a while
what if you were like me and were both at different points in your life? lol
my body count was in the single digits until i divorced and became middle aged.
As the ultimate sex haver, let me give you a little advice
First you-
The Volcel Police fucking got them
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
If you have to ask, you’ve already exceeded your limit
You’ll have plenty of time to think about it in volcel debtor’s prison
None.
It’s fine you don’t have to have the sex, the amount of sex that needs to be had is shared by all sex-havers so if you don’t want to have it then someone else can have some more to compensate. If you want to, then just check the quota and see if there’s any more that needs to be had and then have some of that amount.
A negative amount, for every amount of sex in the universe there exists an equal amount of anti-sex. Keep enough on hand to cancel out any sex to sustain sub zero levels.
67
Teehehehe add two more
Generational divide.
Bu… but but it’s the sex number
I’ll have to ask your mom
About 30 minutes a week.
You have to spread it out though. A minute here or there is ok, anything more is very bad!
But is one 30 minute sex less than 30 one minute sex. Or is it like a ttrpg where you pause the campaign and come back later so its still one sex?
One turn of priorities usually lasts 6 seconds so that’s quite a lot of sex you could be having in 30 minutes.
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i think it’s 42 im not sure
Maybe like 3 gay 3 straight and 2 other, per month
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