The actual self quote is so much worse than the headline

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”

Everything I learn about him is against my will.

The only things I’ve heard are from here on lemmy and it’s obvious I don’t need to look more into him, he’s somehow managed to go a whole universe beyond the fever dream that’s the current US situation. I almost like these posts because it’s all so unbelievable and weird in a way that isn’t so deeply morally corrupt like the, what’s now normal, billionaire oligarch pedophilia. It’s fucked up in a parody way. But as said, I haven’t looked deeper at all, I have no idea if he’s part of that too so please correct me if I’m wrong.

Not to make it worse but did you hear he’s the health secretary??

He also fucked around on his wife, again. Hines isn’t really around.

Imagine being 18 years old and this kind of insanity is all you’ve ever known.

AND WERE GOONG TO WHITE HOUSE ! HEYAAH

Fucking classic

Honestly I’d give my left testicle to even have John McCain back in office. I didn’t like that guy but atleast when he talked about Obama he said something like “no he’s not a Muslim and he’s not going to ruin the country. He’s a fine man we just disagree “

Or something like that.

I’d trade trump for McCain right now if it was an option.

So I agree WTF happened to politics! They aren’t even trying to be shady anymore.

We know the government doesn’t have aliens now atleast because trump would have announced it, say he found them, and name the species after himself.

I wish I could find the video but I could swear I saw an interview with Dean admitting it wasn’t actually the scream that ended his campaign but instead was more traditional reasons like polling numbers. The media just sensationalized the scream. It may have been a daily show interview but i can 't definitively say.

[edit] found it right around the 5:30 mark he explains the reasoning.

It was a different time back then.

Oddly introspective

They want us all to get sick and die so the United States fails.

Trump hates this country that always meddled in his affairs and then broke up his pedo-influence ring, leading him to kill his best friend to cover up what he knew. It’s like an opera to that old queen-in-denial, and as a narcissistic sociopath he can’t not get his revenge. “Don’t worry Jeffry, I’ll take them all down for what they made me do to you”

All the little toadies in the admin think that if they usher in the apocalypse they’ll be raptured into heaven and never have to deal with the rest of us and our needs again.

All the billionaires watched this guy cheat his way to the top and since they’ve all done it to one degree or another they think it’s a great opportunity to make more money (and for some, it has been)

RFK Jr has had half his brain eaten by a worm.

Don’t forget the rotting whale head he strapped to the top of his car on a family outing.

hes likely brain damaged from heroin and worms(in his youth) and is use as a useful distraction to epstein files. and hes also in it.

Republicans value in-group loyalty more than anything else. That usually is part of conservatism.

I mean, despite all of that he’s still alive. IMG guessing that was the GOP’s take, anyway. Almost certainly Trump’s.

We won’t know if it was killed on the road until we examine its penis.

Please don’t disparage Bill’s good name like that.

I think the implication in the song is that it was detachable more than once.

I was not expecting a King Missile reference in 2026. Thank you.

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Tom Green would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.

Did he penetrate or dry hump?

Like he’d ask.

There are people out there who legitimately collect baculums.