I don’t remember the fancy words for my plants, I just plant them in the ground and hope for the best.

Use to have cats that would do that lol. Grooming just to be a twit and start a fight!

This image of the darkest dungeon crown thing is the first thing in my head when I roll a one on anything!

Unfortunately my brain was consumed entirely by “must get outside” so I didn’t take a picture! Imagine a frog like creature a not larger than a quarter?

How big were the half dollars. That maybe?

Yeah! Looked like a very miserable wet horse!

Last night a…toad, or maybe a frog, hopped onto my bed.

I was laying down facing the edge of the bed and wall, without my glasses on, reading the phone.

The bed them shakes a bit and I hear a tiny thump.

But the cat can’t be in here, the door is closed. I look around. There is now a lump near the very top edge of the bed.

A large bug???

No, a fucking frog like thing! A shock! They don’t come inside.

With a solo cup and a piece of paper he was put outside near my tomato plants.

Might be useful for someone with a disability. My husband has access to like…1.5 hands so this would be cool!

We do bed rest pretty well (other than bed sores but we can prevent those) and often a bit of “stop moving and let all the energy go to the wound” is helpful!

I have a few accounts blocked but I mostly block communities.

Waking up to find yet more shit on the counters and wanting to just swipe it into the trash. It’s not free real estate meme in here! I need the counters clear for cooking, it’s not extra storage agghhhh. Stuff does not go on top of the ice cube trays!!!

My grocery store just sells sodium citrate, is that not normal? Love the stuff!

They were popular when I was young, but even them so many were dry?? Maybe I just had very specific taste as a kid. Mom baked a fair deal and taught me how to do I just made cookies myself!

They’re jumpy little bastards! I’m trying!

I ask my science friend before I kill insects in the garden. I was given free range to kill all the stupid spotted lanternflies!

They’re already back this year. I’m sad.

I’ve never quite understood, is a shareholder just someone with stock in a company or is it a level above that?

If it’s just stocks I theoretically own a few in Disney somewhere. It was a gift for being born.

Ah, okay! It says burnweed with a likeliness of 97.32 percent which is really really really high for it!

Not mint! Both this bot and inaturalist say burnweed!

Cool! Thank you bot! <3

Sleeping is the best thing to do when drunk! I have no idea how people have the energy to be asshats when drunk. I only wanted to find a bed and snuggle in.

There is my enemy the squirrel and a chipmunk so yeah!

The update might be “without a stake or cage, a storm killed him” though!