One day he will require the cookie tin, and then he will understand.

I fucking despise mini USB

Just because you shit it out, doesn’t mean it doesn’t affect you in any way while it’s inside your body.

I hadn’t even seen who the winners of that one were… Yikes

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These are hilarious, but I really hope I don’t have to start worrying about people starting to put Teflon in my food

Lol @ the one with the tail in the last pic

I’m not sure that analogy holds since running is an almost entirely physical task, and the brain’s plasticity is relatively unique and different than how the muscles in your legs degrade.

I have no idea what this is, and this entire thread feels like a fever dream lol

That reminds me, I have to go back and play that game.

Not kidding, I kept getting side tracked by hitting fascists with lead pipes when I was supposed to be disguised.

That spot is reserved for Conan, if he ever decides to return

One of Steam’s better recent innovations

The Pelosis aren’t fucking billionaires, dude.

I will say that Sam Seder from Majority Report helped me with the specific language there.

Yeah, sex is bimodal, not binary

These people are such fucking bitches, I swear. Piss baby bitches.

These fuckers routinely said so much worse about Obama.

Like literally. It’s impossible to take down and there are infinite mirrors basically

[Ted] Cruz, for instance, referred to King as “a horrible, evil, twisted liar” and then — after making a claim that the Democratic party sent $100 billion to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei — asked, “Why are you so dishonest & filled with hate?”

They don’t even bother trying to make the shit they make up sound realistic anymore. $100 billion dollars? The Democratic party? Right.

Is it “degenerate art”?

I’m not talking about chain restaurants, I’m talking about actual good food. Local places use real photos of their food (in some cases offering a few dollars credit for a customer uploading one they took).