- Take your age
- Multiply by eiπ
- Add your age
- Divide by 10
- Take a card, any card
- Add the number of years you’ve been alive
- Hand me the card
- Is this your card?
No
NO?
Look under your foreskin.
whaa… how do you???
Turns out I was the joker the entire time.
0?
Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age
x * eiπ = x * -1 = -x
-x+x = 0
0/10 = 0
0 + x = x
Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don’t like it here…If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.
Take your age That’s your age
That’s communist speak, where’s the profit!
Woah.
I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.
I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.
Because your real age is white
I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.
I want this on my gravestone.
COVID made this accurate
what’s 9 + 10?
910
Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer
Hello type conversion, my old friend
NaN with you again
Knock knock.
21
Eww too old.
I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…
Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.
You pervert
Its just Leonardo Dicaprio’s lemmy account
There are no children on this app💀
skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing
based fosspilled lemmymaxxer
📸
21 - 2?
It’s The United States.
With huge boats.
With guns.
(Gunboats)
21
Didn’t you read? It’s your age!
69
Nice
take your credit card number
add 2
that’s your credit card number plus two
post it
4444 4444 4444 4446
Damn you’re right
Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?
It means you’re using JavaScript.
I got 5318008
This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.
I was told to never do math not even once
Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs…
hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally revert 10 to get 01=1, add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.
Are you Terrence Howard?
Sure, sometimes. And sometimes 1x1=2 when math feels like it.
disclaimer: Identify theft is a serious crime.
I was thinking Tom Lehrer.
Oh neat, it’s my ssn!
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