this sounds like the kinda thing that I (uneducated in this topic) would go “heh… yeah…” and upvote not understanding the joke

then I open comments and it’s actually about tossing toddlers into a volcano and I am immediately sentenced with the guilt of upvoting a meme about child volcano sacrifice and I have to come to terms about how I am a horrible person who will blindly follow someones agenda because they were using big words and I am actually incredibly foolish and don’t deserve an opinion about anything ever…

or it’s just an extremely nerdy joke that nobody really understands but upvotes anyways

I hate dragons. Controversial take but like just come up with some other mystical creatures! have some fun with it! if rather interact with a pink unicorn plushie than fight another dragon

NOOOOO THRYRE SO CUTTEEEEE NOOOOOOO

My parents did this and claimed it was normal and to “ask your friends at school” I did, and they said it was abuse. She didn’t change her mind.

mlem mlem mlem

I love my blue collar brother in law 🥰 he answers all my stupid questions

not true, that’s a myth

are they actually just lizards?

hell yeah, thank u smorty <3

due to the ‘Dont Say Gay’ bill my biology teacher said it was “great sex” instead of “gay sex”.

literally 1984

are pets allowed? 🥺

holy shit

my friend made me take the bdsm test and it returned 97% vanilla. I don’t have this problem lol

Also something I’ve learned recently is that I’m like super un-sex-driven. Like I have a drive but it’s like 10 mins before bed a couple of times a week. I cannot fathom how people could cheat on their partner because they’re horny, I just don’t really get it.

You know the trend of putting 10 people’s phones open with TikTok together and if you get a thirst trap you’re out? I did like 20+ and this is the closest I got

Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

I didn’t need to know Benjamin Franklin fucks old ladies because they can’t have babies, but I appreciate the honor of carrying this information.

also the idea of a genius putting a bucket on the head of a grandma he fucks and telling her to act like she’s 21 is HILARIOUS to me

as someone who works in a grocery store* off the top of my heat I cannot remember any customer (I don’t know outside of work) OTHER than a funny Irish man and someone with a confederate flag shirt.

when I’m on cart duty i DO remember bumper stickers though, I take photos of the funny ones sometimes. Also bugs/birds/cats/etc are all free reign to gawk at.

a tiny spider I saved while cleaning out one of the check out areas

fluffy cadpiller!!! 🐛🐛

I got bored and little bits of stuff fall off sometimes so I started collecting them. This isn’t an animal but it’s a nice memory 🌻

uhhhhhhhhh

???

*also technically I’m a “front end service” something, so I bag and do carts and clean sometimes, but it’s close enough to a cashier

you’re so mean to poor Q 🥺

that is a different way of doing it I didn’t think about but my method still works

to roll 1:
1st, 0 x 10 = 0
2nd, 0+0 = 0
add 1, 0 + 1 = 1

to roll 100:
1st, 9 x 10 = 90
2nd, 90 + 9 = 99
add 1, 99 + 1 = 100

that’s the exact same except you count 0 AS 100 instead of adding 1

there’s a 0 on the die

to roll 1:
1st, 0 x 10 = 0
2nd, 0+0 = 0
add 1, 0 + 1 = 1

to roll 100:
1st, 9 x 10 = 90
2nd, 90 + 9 = 99
add 1, 99 + 1 = 100

that’s exactly what I said, also you’d still need to add 1 to make rolling 100 possible