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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Rocky rock rocking

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Rocky rock rocking

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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

    It’s a jpeg.

    • Maiq@lemy.lol
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      Just downloaded it, it was a .png.

    • nialv7@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Ce n’est pas un rocher

  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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    I have to say it. That’s a really nice rock.

    Well rounded

    Uniform oval shape

    Well distributed grain

    Minimal color invariance

    Pauli’s exclusion principle compliant

    Higher than average support threshold

    Aerodynamic

    Hydrodynamic

    No moss (that’s always a plus)

    No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

    Negative wobblyness

    3 dimensional

    Positive spinniness

    Nice all around silicate spectrum

    Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

    High end projectile index (above 0.95, that’s factoring window breaking potential)

    Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that’s garlic grade)

    Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

    Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

    Gravitationally bound to Earth system

    Free range Baryonic matter contents

    All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the ±wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

    Rate: 5/7

    7/7 with rice

    Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

    Judgement: 👍

    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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      I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock

  • Carmakazi@lemmy.world
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    rock

    Clearly a stone.

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Failed again.

      It’s an image.

      • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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        It’s clearly just binary code.

        • tonyn@lemmy.ml
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          Duh those are electrons.

          • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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            More like quarks and other shit.

            • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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              The “other shit” being mostly electrons and photons.

              • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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                Smaller shit than that. If you’ve got quarks in the mix, we’re looking for muons and Higgs bosons and the like.

  • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world
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    Image was made with AI

  • PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social
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    Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid

  • LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee
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    Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw rocks

  • Surp@lemmy.world
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    That’s not a rock

    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      deleted by creator

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      Ce n’est pas un rocher

  • wtckt@lemm.ee
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    That’s a rock, alright.

    • cute_noker@feddit.dk
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      Its actually a stone

    • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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      No, it’s not.

      It’s a giant pebble, get your facts straight

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Source?

  • raptore39@lemm.ee
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    That is igneous rock! You have to be specific otherwise it’s just wrong and confusing!

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    It’s grey

    • harmsy@lemmy.world
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      It’s not grey, jackass! It’s GRAY! With an A! WARBLGARBLANGRYSCREECHING

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      I agree.

    • cute_noker@feddit.dk
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      No its not

      • TheOgreChef@lemmy.world
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        Your argument is spurious and without merit.

  • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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    Nah that’s a bean.

  • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
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    I would describe it more as a well rounded piece of gravel, just calling it a rock disregards the geological implications of fluid transport and energy involved with a well rounded stone of that size.

    • ameancow@lemmy.world
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      Wow, just TYPICAL that one of you people would just IGNORE the fact that the object is actually an accumulation of particles that were formed in a number of astronomical events over billions of years, I guess you don’t even CARE about the rich history that went into this object before your precious “geology” worked on it, and only care if it’s “well rounded.”

  • AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world
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    IT’S A STONE

    • letsgo@lemm.ee
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      The scale isn’t too clear from the image but it looks more like a pebble to me.

      • AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world
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        Oh that’s such a typical response from the kind of person in the subgroup I have now mentally assigned you to based off my preconceptions about anyone who gives descriptions of that stone that differ from mine!

    • Send Pics of Sandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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        Get your head out of the sand, bird man!

  • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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    It’s clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.

  • Wolverdiddlyino@lemmy.world
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    It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.

    • letsgo@lemm.ee
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      Ceci n’est pas une pierre.

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