

DonMar TrumDaffy


DonMar TrumDaffy


I have a rocket science degree and can confirm that this is accurate. And also, it’s no coincidence that large thick solid rockets are shaped like…you know.
Berries grow on the vagina!? 🤯


It all started with everyone applauding the “Freedom Fries”. Operation Full Stupid was initiated.
And in a country with dogshit standards for HS science. And math. And reading. And history.
Babies grow on the vagina? Well I’ll be.


This is it. The, “whoooo? Lil ole meeee? How was I supposed to know?”


Wrong. It’s split into 1/3 and 2/3.


Yeah, you get a degree in meteorology and become a weatherman.


Downvotes for that? Must have been some triggered pre-finger-blasted altered boys.


And if he practiced boxing at some point, he should know how to “rope a dope”.


But you do have to pronounce it in Italian so it’ll probably be Papa Pizzaballahs.


If they pick a dope, you’ll need to help the dope pope cope as a co-pope.


You know they used ChatGPT to pick this new dude.


Move like a butterfly, sting like an insulin jab.


Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.


Do the workers get some of those cute BD dogs for emotional support considering they’re working 24 hour shifts?


I heard that it already is available and active but I can’t say more because it’s double top secret classified.
I think “barely” is a stretch. Babe didn’t even look at those PB and Jeggs.
Not sure about that detail but I’ve seen three dicks gathered around O’Ryans belt.