The DeyDem01 chip is pure fiya

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

Thanks a lot Osama!

My diamond collection doesn’t make sense anymore

A true gentleman.

Not the onion.

Mastiff been the biggest of the three authors.

While wifey makes breakfast wearing the alien mask. Classic fun.

It’s about time!

Those fucking seats have been uncomfortable for a while now.

If only they can just put us in a blender and pour us into a barrel and shoot us out of a cannon across the ocean.

Old man fucking nailed it. Knocked it right out of the park.

This shit made me crack up pretty good. So much so that I showed it to my wife who stared at the screen with a confused face not understanding why I was laughing so much, followed by a long look into my eyes with a deep sense of disappointment and placing the phone on the table before walking away.

Pandicles

Are you factoring in that she was in the Navy?

Mother of 5! Most impressive shit on her CV. Rear Admiral is ok too, I suppose.

Replace Semper Fi with No Homo and you’ve got a deal.

As if joining a men’s only organization - sleep with, shower with, eat every meal with, roll around in the mud with - isn’t the gayest shit ever. Shut it all down and settle your disputes the good old fashion pissing contest way; whoever holds 2L of beer the longest.

Me and Lisa have some things in common.

Not sure about that detail but I’ve seen three dicks gathered around O’Ryans belt.

DonMar TrumDaffy

I have a rocket science degree and can confirm that this is accurate. And also, it’s no coincidence that large thick solid rockets are shaped like…you know.