As a guy (and i definitely speak for all guys), just scratch your crotch/balloon knot and jam your fingers in his mouth. Instant stiffy.

What’s the difference between an anarcho capitalist and a libertarian?

An ancap is in middle school and a libertarian isn’t allowed to be within a mile of one.

In 1970 a group of soviet researchers set out to investigate the deep seismic and thermal properties of the Baltic shield. They set about drilling the hole on the kola peninsula and after a number of setbacks they finally reached the current deapth of 12262 m in 1989. To this day it is the deepest hole on the planet by several km.

But, in their 19 years of drilling, those soviet scientists didn’t bore that hole as much as you’ve just bored me.

Good day.

It’s always mango season when all your fruit is shipped in from Ghana.

The teachers frowned on us saying cunt.

What about surströmming?

Actually what is sold as anchovies (ansjos) in Norway are sprats and don’t even taste similar to anchovies. I’ve only rarely seen actual anchovies in the shop and it’s usually in an international food shop. Anchovies are delicious on pizza.

Maybe, but if even if you only take food from north America into consideration mexican food is still second place to Cajun/creole food…

That’s actually a pretty nice fork.

I actually own the cutlery set that 5 is from. Because it was the best option at IKEA at the time.

The only food you really need is Indian food.

They wouldn’t fuck a sofa, would they?

Stuff the tacos down as fast as possible then leave on my own.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Ok, but does anyone here own a MANPADS?

It’s spelled Elon Musk actually.

I really like those games. I just don’t want to be a character in them.

Yeah! Thank god that isn’t a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?

Would be worse to wake up and see your own portrait added to the wall.

It’s clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.