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Thanks, I hate it.
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I learned something on Lemmy today!
What…am I supposed to do with this…
Oh, Santa baby.
Cum down my chimney tonight.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thank you, I needed this ❤️
The new holiday celebration for the Alien franchise looks pretty dope.
Facehuggers in the packages?
Can we get a predator franchise crossover that’s passover themed or such?
Oh yeah, and an elf will burst out of your chest
My fiancee loves Xmas so I showed her this. She just made a face and wouldn’t stop saying “no” while walking away.
You’re the best kind of fiance, lol
Reminds me of “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.
What in the eldritch horror is this
Holiday Slurm
Shouldn’t it be cuming down your chimney?
I’m feeling this 😏
This would make a great Rubber Johnny esque short video
Like the idea of the comic, but the order of the panels are kinda meh. I think the chimney from the inside de house should be first, then Santa’s face with a reaction like this 😣, then inside again maybe leaving aa present like a larva leave an egg, then to Santa 🤤 and finish with the entire Santa’s image climbing on his ride.
