In Argentina there’s this street food called choripan (it’s like a hotdog) and a blowjob is called pete. So, there this urban legend that in some places is the perifery you can get a “choripete” where you bought a choripan and it came with a blowjob.
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He was pretending to have a bonding conversation with his dad over twiter and fucked up the alt account? This shot is do sad. Imagine being the richest person on the planet and still being this insecure and cringe.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Capitalism breeds innovationEnglish
6·16 days agoMake your own LSD?? Did they at least give you the instructions?
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Capitalism breeds innovationEnglish
38·16 days agoAcid non psychoactive? It’s just a pretend LSD card?
A friend of mine is a biologist researching mosquitos. He travelled twice a year to the Amazon to catch mosquitos for his research and his method was exposing a leg and catch them while they bite him. He ended up like 4 or 6 months on the hospital with malaria, a couple of months after release he relapsed again, it didn’t made medical sense for it, so they checked him and he had cancer. Another year of medical treatments and got better. He looks 10 years after all of that, but got a permanent position as a professor and he’s still researching mosquitos but now is other people going to the Amazon to capture them.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•🦀 Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical condition, spokesman says 🦀English
17·17 days agoDon’t use the crabs until is confirmed. You gave me hope!
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Palantir Is Making a French Chore Coat. Yes, That Palantir. The jacket costs $239 and comes in bright blue and black. - NYT [Full text inside]English
4·19 days agoThere’s also Aston Martin clothes, but they are made by a Japanese company that bought the brand rights for clothing.
This is the cost all Chinese people should pay for the high speed rail network
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Former FBI director James Comey charged with threatening Trump's lifeEnglish
11·22 days agoWhy does Trump hates him so much?
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brto
Movies & TV@hexbear.net•Who else is excited for Star City?!English
9·23 days agoI kinda liked first season, don’t remember what happens on the end of s1 that made meh about continuing with it.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brto
memes@hexbear.net•I stand with Alex against this DEMONIC creep who imprisons children to be clowns at birthday parties.English
10·26 days agoAlex Jones, the guy from the tweet isn’t jocking tho. He’s butthurt Tim is the new director of InfoWars
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brto
memes@hexbear.net•I stand with Alex against this DEMONIC creep who imprisons children to be clowns at birthday parties.English
23·26 days agohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=2lPX5b9m7ro
Tim Heidecker, the guy on the red shirt
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brto
Global News@lemmy.zip•Hegseth says Iran war is Trump’s ‘gift to the world’ as he berates Europe and Asia for ‘freeriding’English
6·26 days agoThe world freeriding of using the strain of hermuz without paying any toll. Thanks Mr Hegseth.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brto
badposting@hexbear.net•You: Pathetic, Armor plates, Scales, Smooth Skin. Me: Perfection, Rivaling, Soft-bodied, Increase in swimming performance, body size and intelligence.
11·26 days agoMe, a guy in a bike, the ultimate movement efficiency.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Throwback Thursday: When the Apple Maps icon told you to take a hard left off the side of a bridge
6·27 days agoThey installed a ramp. Is not only safe, but rad
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop.English
0·27 days agoJust because they are corrupt cops above the law dosen’t mean that speed cameras dosen’t work. Hidden cameras that are only there to “catch” speeders are pretty stupid, but cameras with warning about their proximity work very well to slow down drivers before conflict points
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•And toxic in large amounts!English
3741·27 days agoEvery dust is sawdust after you see it.
Gen-z boss at the mini
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brto
news@hexbear.net•Tucker Carlson Feels Tormented by Having Supported TrumpEnglish
30·29 days agoHe only fell tormented because he was left behind and fired from Fox News, while he was a fundamental part on Trump rise on power















Americans, like with health insurance, like their democracy while they didn’t need to use it. Once they actively get to reclaim their rights, they found that the system is made to pretend it exists for them when needed, but actually is there to use them while useful and discard then when not.