God, can you imagine how different everything would be if Gore had won? I wish there were some way to view alternate realities.

As a man with 2 Audi vehicles…and ADHD….how dare you!

shares it anyway

God damn, this really could have been a scene in Idiocracy.

https://youtu.be/MAvHgmewRDM

Aside from the useful answers you’ve gotten here, this should help as well.

He’s not your pal, buddy!

How about a nice Kermit the Frog?

Same. I remember him like becoming a thing and then I saw a video where there was all this panic about losing a bunch of data since it was all stored on a striped array with no backup, and I’m thinking “this guy is giving tech tips?” I wasn’t sure if it was satire, but I thought it was dumb and found him / his staff just annoying.

Excellent.

Fuck you, Russia.

Richard Hendricks would like a word.

Oh ok, well that’s good enough for me.

/s in case that’s not obvious.

I’ve been very happy with Voyager.

Always think of this when I see someone mention the Ouya: https://youtu.be/QY5yG2KyQfM

Not hot dog

What…am I supposed to do with this…

My wife could’ve written this

Same, that’s what I’ve got on my work win 11 machine.

I just realized that Trump beat them to the punch. Injecting cleaning solution into your body sounds exactly like something the AI Overview would suggest to combat COVID.

I was there when the Scranton Strangler drove past my office.

Now you take these and go buy yourself a space ship.