Looks like it was done using the spline tool.

No, that would be totally reckless. They probably just used the soda bottle to prop up one end of the neutron reflector.

I laughed so hard at this that a demon pissed on my pants too.

There’s also the email that could’ve been a “man-up and make this inconsequential decision by yourself, Dave”

I regularly take essential oils to flush the toxins from my vagus nerve. (/s just in case)

Upvoted for being factual and logical, and also for the use of twain.

What is the charge? Eating an onion? A succulent sea onion?

Normally when I think of wobbegongs I think about cute, maybe a little strange-looking but otherwise harmless creatures. But then I remember that the tasselled wobbegong exists.

I love i3wm. Incredibly lightweight and minimalistic.

I know how it feels man. Every time I try to sell bootleg DVDs from the trunk of my car, the cops shut me down. Big copyright is just killing the free market, I say.

Grinch

Reminds me of “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.

How do I subscribe for more garlic facts?

And a few crates of gold bars.

I’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

It’s raining men by the weather girls.

“Around the world” aren’t the lyrics, they’re just another instrument. You wouldn’t say that the drum beat is repetitive, for example.

Their format and style makes them highly meme-able.

It’s a series of tubes, actually. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

I always pronounce it “fezzik” like Andre the Giant’s character from The Princess Bride.