Back in college I was wasted and went to a bathroom like this. I figured the moon was the dude’s toilet because reasons.
I was wrong.
I was born at 3am (midnight of the soul), so moon child I guess. But I am also a morning person, so either?
What’s the point of having different restrooms depending on the time of day? Wouldn’t be better to allow both to be used all the time?
It’s obviously Ra and Khonsu. Ladies are forbidden.

They’re both for women. In one case the women are worshipping the sun, in the other case they’re worshipping the moon.
Men go outside in the alleyway.
Indeed. This is actually the origins of the “Slavic Squat” as well.
Okay, but don’t complain later about the smell
might be a cheeky way to say gender neutral but
That’s my interpretation
Plot twist: they’re still gendered, but the men’s room is decorated in an exaggeratedly, stereotypical, hyper-feminine decor, a la Barbie. It has amenities that were traditionally exclusive to women’s bathrooms like a feminine hygeine product dispenser, baby changing table, etc. that are visible from the entrance. It’s also the only one with urinals, but they’re placed such that they can’t be seen from the entrance.
The other restroom is just a nice, normal restroom except one of the women on staff is posted there and whose only job is to shriek with surprise if a man opens the door.
Call me crazy, but I don’t think it should be up to interpretation.
Maybe I’m assuming too much but you should probably be using the adult restrooms.
I guess you’re right, but the question remains: How do Republican officials and Catholic priests know which one to use? It would be so awkward if either walked into the wrong one.
Fuck. Okay, I’ll bite.
You put a picture of a child on it.
Counterpoint: abstract, deconstuctionist bathroom gendering
Easy …
Moon … moon blood … menstrual cycle … women … also werewolves
Sun … son … men … but no vampires.
Technically we are all childs of the sun so i choose left
my siblings and I ended up getting some space motifs from my mom. My sister is her sun, my brother is her moon and I’m her stars. As a woman than makes me a sun child
Pee is yellow like the sun. Poop is dark like the night.
Night soil
That moon is impossible! Either there are stars in front of it or most of the moon is missing or transparent. I’m starting to doubt the astronomical validity of this decal
They put guys holding little mirrors on the moons surface so they could get a good picture that looks sparkly.
Those are retroreflectors from Apollo missions and there is nuclear war at your location (or you shine very strong lasers at it)
Nuclear war on moon’s surface. Gotta be.
The dark spot isn’t the right shape to be the terminator, it must be dust clouds or something from the bombs.
Of fucking course there is a xkcd for that
Nah it’s just Microsoft Copilot for Moon ✨.
That’s no moon. It’s a space station.
It’s a space 𝓒𝓻𝓸𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓽
Halo?
*Pssst* it’s Star Wars
Make it so!
It’s the spaceport from Treasure Planet
Particularly it’s grad night in Sector 07.
The shape of the shadow also implies a very different ratio of sizes & distances than the earth/moon system has.
Well you obviously shit in the room on the right, cause that’s the one where you moon the toilet.
Honestly putting nonsense words on them is fine.
But can you piss on the Moon in the right-hand bathroom?
Which one of these produced the remix of 19-2000 by Gorillaz?

















