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- memes@hexbear.net
- cross-posted to:
- memes@hexbear.net
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/9817394
Miss Rachel is metal
So between the St. Anger debacle, jailing their own fans for downloading their music, and this, are Metallica the biggest pussies in the business?
They have very stiff competition but yeah, they’re DEFINITELY up there with the worst of them!
Need context.
James said artists shouldn’t make political statements during their shows. Now go take a look at the cover of and justice for all.
That’s silly, not making a statement is still making a statement.
But thank you.
They did more to piss off their fans. Back in the 90s, they went public decrying Napster as theft to Congress. This was when the Internet was just getting warmed up and Napster allowed you to download any mp3 you wanted (local music file stored on your computer). There was some very funny Flash at the time (a form of webpage now defunk) depicting them pretty badly.
So between metallica and megadeth=> they can both fuck off.
James has always had this position but ffs READ THE FUCKING ROOM MAN!!!
I’m not up to date, what did Megadeth do?
Megadeth is very much Dave Mustaine’s band and Mustaine is a vocal born again Christian, former drug addict, former practicing witch, provacatour, loud mouth, and opinionated twat, there’s almost nothing about Mustaine that isn’t deeply offensive either currently or previously to almost every person. hell of a virtuoso guitar player, terrible person to be in audible proximity of.
Mustaine is a right wing Christian asshole

I saw that too, and took a screenshot as well. So either you are going through my pictures & posting them …or we are really close at dragging the screenshot square the same way…
Nah, I’m just crossposting a good post to a community I think will appreciate it 🤷🏻
No worries, friend
You have passed the test
(Hands over rusty sword with handle covered in cheese dust)
accepts it, puzzled
This trombone has a weird shape…
…
… …
You are faced with a dusted cheesy hilt of a magical sword and a mouthpiece of a wind-instrument
A green hat & ocarina sit on a shelf next to a pile of crusty socks & a picture of a blonde princess with pointy ears.
Outside the window of the mildewed room, you see a lake with another sultry wench. She is holding the blade of a sword.
Choose.
Look at sultry wench
The sultry wench meets your lustful gaze and throws the sword towards you. It sticks into a crusty picture of a large breasted demon, right between her boobs.
A donkey comes bursting into your room (ass first) and asks if you are okay. Seeing the blade, it turns it’s donkey head towards you and asks if you are actually ready to venture further into the mouth of madness?
Do you follow the donkey? Or do you decide to invent bassoon?
Assure ass in the affirmative
Metallica hasn’t been metal since ‘Justice’
Facts.
Skipped through each track on the Black album in '91, and could not believe the betrayal. Never heard any release after that.
They became Metallica2 after the Bob Cock treatment. Palatable radio-play soylent.
James saw $$$ and dragged the rest of them down with him. Even when you hear him speak in older interviews it’s obvious that he’s just in it for the fame and money.
What is this supposed to mean?
Probably has to do with this bullshit from Hetfield.
As a bonus, here’s an article about Roger Waters rightfully calling him out for it.
Critical support of one of the only countries openly hostile to western imperialism is a good thing actually, lol.
Supporting eastern imperialism and genocide is just as bad

Chinese imperialism, lol?
Belt and Road Initiative is a debt trap
I still can’t believe people like you actually exist.
Someone who’s against America doing illegal wars of agresssion? Yeah I’m a real sick fuck, lol.
Not even remotely close, dipshit.
I’m literally telling you my position and you’re hostile for no reason, lol.
Very convincing argument.
James is a fucking coward and metallica is shit.
I never got over having my Napster account blocked because I had one of their shit songs.
I mean, that was back when they were still making good music afair…
Their anti piracy crusade still made them shit overall, of course, especially Ulrich.
I’m not afraid to say that it’s my honest opinion that Metallica hasn’t had a good album (musically) since “…and Justice For All.”
Load/Reload struggled to give us anything other than radio shill & everything after that was empty & hollow.
Pan-fucking-Tera & Slayer spanked them so hard they had to use cum & blood (allegedly) for anyone to give a shit, and that was just album covers.
Don’t even get me started about the album without any solos. It’s wasn’t necessary to include solos, but they made it obvious they chose not to.
I’m not afraid to say that it’s my honest opinion that Metallica hasn’t had a good album (musically) since “…and Justice For All.”
Agreed. That’s their best (yes, better than the black album) and last good album IMO.
I guess I remembered the Napster affair as being earlier or Load being later than it actually was 🤷🏻
Possibly unpopular option, but any guitar solo is just ass.
I never got over James Hetfield being proud that their songs were used to torture Iraqi prisoners.
What a fucking asshole.
Skinny Puppy sent the US defence department a bill.
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/feb/07/skinny-puppy-payment-guantanamo
(my bold)
In 2008, responding to the use of Metallica’s music to torture Iraqi prisoners, Hetfield was unoffended and replied, “If the Iraqis aren’t used to freedom, then I’m glad to be part of their exposure.”[47] British band Chumbawamba subsequently released a song called “Torturing James Hetfield” in response.[48] In a 2017 interview, Hetfield reaffirmed his previous stance, saying, “I’m honored my country is using something to help us stay safe, if they are. But then again, once the music is out, I don’t have control over that. Just like how someone’s giving it away online. They’re using it to do what they do.”[49]
Chumbawamba…is BASED!? Now I’m glad they get up again and cant be kept down…
Would you say that this revelation has opened your eyes, that it’s time to wake up?
chumbawamba is deeply based. margaret killjoy did a two-parter on them years ago. they are more than just tumbthumping. try anarchy or english rebel songs.
Do you suffer from long term memory loss?
I don’t remember.
Learned about their leanings a few years ago and I’m honestly a bigger fan of their politics than I am their music.
Chumbawumba is a group of anarchists and most of their songs portray this fact. I believe it’s the main reason you only ever hear a song about getting shitfaced and not any of their other ones.
Oh dude, Chumbawamba is ridiculously based.
I’m honored my country is using something to help us stay safe, if they are. But then again, once the music is out, I don’t have control over that.
Wow… Starts boldly claiming he’s pro torture, couches it in a “well maybe it’s not being used tho?” then immediately goes full on “wellp, it’s out of my control” 🤷
What a typical, boring, old right winger claiming he’s centrist.

There’s a similar issue from earlier this century of artists who turn into copyright maximalists once they’re ridiculously successful, forgetting the mixtape culture and the mp3 culture is what led to concert ticket sales and t-shirt sales.
But yeah they get old and afraid their gazillions are going to run out even when their tours are still selling out from albums released forty years ago, and they have a robust investment portfolio.
You’re never gonna believe who the poster child of that was in the Napster era
Brings me back to the Flash animation series mocking Metallica for their Napster outcry.
MacroMedia Flash animation was so fucking ahead of its time, and Adobe can go to hell for murdering it.
Their douchebaggery spawned one of the greatest Flash animations ever
Those guys haven’t set off a metal detector since 1987…
Yet another artist’s political opinion is the very last thing that we need today, in my opinion.
I could give a shit about what Ms. Rachel and Metallica think about any political issue. Fuck them.
So, thanks Metallica, your silence is golden
Fucking love me some Mrs Rachel. She doesn’t think children should be murdered
The correct phrase is “I couldn’t give a shit”.
Seems like someone needs to watch some Ms. Rachel.
This guy gives shits.
Life is political. An artist with no political opinions is an artist with no principles.
“Silence is golden” is just something stupid people say when they aren’t able to deal with what others say.
I mean, to play devil’s advocate… that is discriminatory towards stupid people and morons. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being stupid and not understanding the world and the complexities. You shouldn’t be discriminated or scoled for it. Just play your music, have fun, live your life.
But then you come along and demand some grand, well thought out political statement that requires them to read tons of stuff about current and past history. And avoid falling for propaganda that is being peddled. Being ABLE to determine lies and propaganda from previously learned historical facts.
In such cases, silence IS golden. If you’re stupid and your political opinion would be dogshit and you know it - just shut your mouth and we can be bestest friends.
What kind of society are we that we’re counting on uneducated artists to be thought leaders? Where are the professors and academics who actually study history? Take this Norwegian professor who is highly qualified to speak on current important issues and interview other highly qualified people. That’s who we should be listening to. Not stupid Metallica. They dumb.
Theyve always been dbags posing as rebels
Um ackchyually, Miss Rachel is more Punk than Metal.

¿Por que no los dos?
Punk made their anti-fascist / anti-nazi /anti-racism stances quite well known since the movement started. Metal on the other hand, one must carefully investigate each and every band, as half of them are open or closeted fascists and racists.
Half of them is a massive exaggeration. Even if only looking at black metal and ignoring the rest, the number of sketchy bands is still relatively small.
Especially black Metal
Especially from Scandinavian places (or just European).
Can I get the context for Miss Rachel?
She’s based af
Unlike the wimps of Metallica, she’s proven herself willing to jeopardize her career by speaking truth to power.
Specifically about how she thinks that murdering and starving hundreds of thousands of children is actually a BAD thing even when it’s the West’s favorite fascist apartheid state doing it.
I get that, I just don’t know who she is or what she sings or how she spoke to power. Was it a song? A post? I’m guessing she’s an entertainer for children?
She basically does education videos for toddlers, especially early language training afaik. She regularly makes calls to support children in war- and disaster torn countries. When palastine became one of those, conservatives got pissy.
Ok dope, ty. Good for her!
What’s her career?
Children’s edutainment.
And she’s damn good at it too, being nearly universally ADORED by the tens of millions of parents who’ve ever watched her videos with their kid, as well as the kids themselves.
Google.
Wow, she’s really into AI these days.
Our time isnt worth less than yours. Spend your own time answering basic questions.
I use to feel that way. I guess I still feel that way. Now-a-days I spoon feed information to people online because I know they will not actually look the information up.
Fair. I personally prefer to tell people to atop being lazy.
For anyone requiring too much context https://youtu.be/QwpanShgOp4
Thats a good one. Also off-topic, but i always thought “the sin of empathy” would be a dope name for a punk-band

T-SHIRTS GOOOOOOOODCRITICISING ISRAELI GOVERNMENT BAAAAAD
Shoulda just taken out the whole band if I’m being honest. They would still be legends and we wouldn’t have seen what gigantic pieces of shit they all were. Also no one would have to even knows who Lars is which would be a huge win for humanity.
What’s the problem specifically with Lars? I haven’t been in that deep about Metallica stuff in general.
I know he’s a mediocre drummer at best, but that’s kinda where my knowledge about him ends
Dude is the most establishment, greedy, douche in metal. Personally, my Napster account was banned way back when and I got an RIAA letter too! So absolutely fuck that guy. I could probably dig deeper into the shit he’s done but like this was enough for me to never listen to any Metallica song again.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallica_v._Napster,_Inc.
But if we want to get into the whole band, James Hetfield is a fucking douche too. He was proud of the fact that the CIA used their music to torture people because he’s, as far as I can tell, a mega-huge asshole:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABCDEFG_(album)
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/jun/19/usa.guantanamo
“If the Iraqis aren’t used to freedom, then I’m glad to be part of their exposure,” James Hetfield, co-founder of Metallica, has said. As for his music being torture, he laughed: “We’ve been punishing our parents, our wives, our loved ones with this music for ever. Why should the Iraqis be any different?”
Now he’s all, “don’t be political.” He can go fuck himself just as hard. Just a big pile of trash parading around as a human.
I wasn’t around yet when the whole napster thing happened. From what I understand, it was a huge music sharing website. Did it work P2P like thepiratebay? Or was there an actual legal entity behind it? And if yes, how did they profit?
it was a centralized p2p system. you connect to the napster server and announce your library. anyone can search the currently-online library, and then request the files from the individuals. that central search system is what was targeted. decentralization efforts were made by some others, but it was around this time that we got bittorrent anyway.
Limewire and Kazaa spawned directly from Napster then bittorrent soon after which was decentralized p2p.
The “Hetfield Effect” describes rockers who are anti-establishment in their youth who often become more conservative as they age and are both wealthy and no longer able to be conscripted. Or, if we were to borrow a term from the boomers, “I got mine, fuck you.”
Also true for boomer hippies.
Also coincides with a complete loss of creativity.




















