It’s heavily affected by the fact that I used to listen to After the Revolution to fall asleep (in a good way! It’s a great book and Robert Evans’ voice is soothing IMO), but here’s mine:

As long as you put your bow away! It made a horrible mess the last time you “helped” my sandwich with it!

Wife: THE DARK FLAME OF UDUN WILL NOT goddammit, now I’m doing it too!

Fifth Element. With my eyes.

Not the NEWEST original movie I’ve watched, though. I’m not sure which one that is but I’m confident that I used my eyes for that as well.

Again: having standards isn’t the same as being unaware.

Nope. Just still insisting on words having meaning.

…it isn’t really demilitarized then, is it?

deploying forces

in the demilitarized zone.

There’s literally no rules that apply to America’s favorite ethnostate, is there? 🤦🤬

I don’t know for sure, but my guess would be that the name refers to the fact that the most powerful people in the world are mostly a bunch of stubborn asses doing the same bullshit no matter what the people wants.

If anyone past the age of 9 don’t realize that volume controls exist and that it’s good for their hearing to use them, that’s on them. And possibly their parents.