Milo Rossi should make a channel

That adorable friend should start voting in off years. There’s going to be local elections next year at the very least.

If that showed up on Netflix I’d watch it

Good, we’ll need the kids in the fields picking crops and the slaughterhouses processing meat when he kicks out all the migrants out.

Deet deet doot doot deet deet doot doot

Wait till you hear about echidna penises

Bigly mood

IKR I’d kill to not know who that asshole is

Was it me or were the texts and emails begging for money even worse this time around?

I’d rather have the dollar

Primaries also benefit from the same effect that makes every movie and TV show a reboot: Name recognition. The long primary cycle keeps their name in the news so people get familiar with it so they’re more likely to vote for them.

What is it exactly that should be done differently?

Don’t campaign on maintaining the status quo when the status quo sucks

I accidentally spilled about a tablespoon of peppercorns on the floor and could hear my ancestors screaming in horror as I swept them up and threw them away.

Pro tip: It’s a lot easier f you twist both knobs at the same time using the same motion as opening a bottle cap.

You should consult the sacred texts

Because the Vorlons have programmed the younger species to view them as holy beings

To anyone who thinks tea isn’t for cishet men I have four words:

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Ask for Manhattan back in exchange for returning the blankets and beads

I have social scripts that run like macros when there’s the right input. If someone asks me how I’m doing I’ll spit out “Great, how are you?” with zero extra thought.