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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 13 days ago

US defense analysts met with Taiwanese officers in Kaohsiung to discuss military readiness. The Taiwanese officers took them out for ice cream and told them they would just surrender to China.

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US defense analysts met with Taiwanese officers in Kaohsiung to discuss military readiness. The Taiwanese officers took them out for ice cream and told them they would just surrender to China.

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 13 days ago
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https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/10/trump-taiwan-sovereignty-china/688356/

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  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Turns out “sacrifice your entire country, including yourselves, so your American masters can soften up their enemies while they sit back and funnel weapons to you instead of fighting themselves.” is not a very compelling pitch to any but the dumbest and most coked-out of compradors.

    • AnarchoAnarchist [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      zelensky-pain

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Lmao they did this

    • Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      yeah-buddy

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    my son ranmao

    your son saddam-hussein

  • DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    A normal person who isn’t a demon would be /happy/ their son wouldn’t have to go to war? He’s mad because his son /doesn’t/ get to die???

    What’s fucking wrong with those people.

    • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      He’s angry that other people’s sons wouldn’t get to die.

      • DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        A natural altruist then!

    • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I think he believes that his son’s life is already at risk, and is offended that the people he is ostensibly “defending” don’t appreciate that risk. The answer is still to stop defending a country that doesn’t want your help, obviously.

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Is there any way that Taiwan can be reclaimed peacefully and this bozo’s son can get killed?

    • tocopherol [any]@hexbear.net
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      There’s a good chance of more laundry fires to come amerikkka

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        A laundry fire in a submarine would be quite fun

    • the rizzler@lemmygrad.ml
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      kid named uss lincoln:

  • Aradino [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I like how honest everyone is on the whole “not being willing to die for Taiwan” thing lately

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    It’s a common joke among the cannon fodder conscripted serving their mandatory service that the winning move is to just surrender and join the winning team when the PLA lands.

    a group of retired Taiwanese naval officers told them to stop preparing for war

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kao_An-kuo

    In 2021, Kao reportedly made a YouTube video in which he called the Taiwanese military to overthrow the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) leadership and surrender to China.

    Kao’s group also allegedly used drones to carry out surveillance exercises over military training operations and equipment, sending their results to the Chinese government.

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      Yeah it sounds like the best option, but it’s not that simple. I’ve already been trying to surrender to China for years and they are not replying to my emails

      • SootySootySoot [any]@hexbear.net
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        My “I surrender to Xi Jinping” shirt has not got China asking a lot of questions I want to answer via my shirt.

      • orlando [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        impersonate me will you? on hexbear of all places

      • casskaydee [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Maybe the new meta is to move to Taiwan and just wait for this to happen

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    this shit is hilarious. Heginbotham’s son can go straight to the Heckinbottom

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    Like a dad telling his child he won’t be around much any more lmao

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      Daddy never came back home because he needs to work hard to support your submarine habit

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    The expert community

    matt-jokerfied SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP monke-rage

    • jack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Persons of expertise

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    in the end, the soft serve did not serve to soften the blow to these Officers of the Treat Empire.

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    waow-based

  • buttwater [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Taiwanese military: I don’t consent

    US military: I don’t consent

    Military-industrial complex porky-happy : isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?

    frothingfash : Nobody wants to die for microchips

  • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    MY SON YOU SON OF A BITCH

  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    nearly ended in a fistfight

    Careful, they’re not 8 year old brown children

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