After getting a solid blow in the face they usually do (especially if they realize they’re alone and no one’s on their side)

Started with “It’s just a joke, can we not joke about things any more?”, and then became “You can’t hit me for saying things you don’t like!”

If this isn’t a joke, then that’s just sad

should begin assessing what intelligence they need to justify taking such actions.

it will help policymakers … start to work backwards based on the unique nature of the technology, in the same way that in a past era, policymakers would learn about nuclear weapons and … work backwards from the science to the policy implications

So invent a reason to be afraid? This is the tactic here? “We need to be afraid of this so let’s see if we can create a reason to be afraid”?

You know ironically this really is ENTIRELY akin to the right wing youtube grift; they create boogeymen and then try to convince you to be afraid of that boogeymen THEY CREATED

So when we the government does something stupid, their argument is ‘look at this terrifying figment of our imagination, isn’t it horrifying? We need to make sure our fanfic of the real world never happens!’

Who’s hiring these idiots? You can put a suit on them and give them a clean haircut but there’s functionally no difference between these yobs and some idiot loser on tiktok talking about black people in traditionally white roles being intended to do away with white people

Suddenly billionaires getting bunkers seems to indicate they’re not waiting for something but planning something instead

He’s as imaginative as the people who voted for him

I thought they were calling it the Elon salute

Yeah I thought they kept saying Israel is at war; who moves to a country in the middle of a war?

Jewish zionists: “Israel is at war”

Also Jewish zionists: “My children are flying to Israel”

Sometimes I think he really does hate the US military and is mocking them.

To be fair an aversion to cockroaches is probably natural

300 was already barely subtle propaganda, and he’s just being completely obvious, lol

I mean we don’t give nobel prizes for chemistry either, just major breakthroughs or discoveries in it; even then there’s been breakthroughs that didn’t get one

I couldn’t enjoy GTA (it really fell off after 2), the Witcher games, or Disco Elysium (I ain’t reading all that)

Surprised she didn’t get a movie like the Warren family did

Execute them for witchcraft

We punish people for attempted murder, why not attempted witchcraft?

Hey guys, he’s still got two more years in office

(I mean how do you not laugh at this; it just keeps going)

North Korean ghost whispering in Iranian politicians’ ears: Juche Juche Juche Juche Juche Juche Juche

The woman in the pic looks as displeased as the rest of us

volunteer battalion

Also:

rottenfuhrer

Genuinely surprised he wanted his name attached to this story

That makes it more horrifying