DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]

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Cake day: April 27th, 2025

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  • That’s cool as hell. I’m more boring and I think I’m going with that service that’s turns your body into fertilizer and having them make a garden out of me or something. Native plants, big oak in the middle. Needs to be open to the community and have plenty of seating. Something like that.

    Depending on when I kick it I think I’m going to make my survors invite literally everyone they can find that I know and make it a rager (the garden part can be the more formal sad close thing or whatever). I want them to A) have to do a scavenger hunt to find who I know so B) they can get closer to each other and all the random people I’ve met.

    I’m flirting with the idea of involving an actress though now you’re really onto something there…












  • Yeah that and the fact you could just put all that money and material into missiles instead kinda makes it dubious.

    You could, I guess hypothetically, park missiles in low orbit to throw them at someone at a later date and load them with tungsten rods or whatever but it still seems like a massive amount of faff once you factor in radiation/heat sheilding.

    This all kinda feels like some kind of market manipulation scheme or Raegan Star Wars callback.