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Only trust goats, sheep, cattle, horses, dogs, and donkeys.
On one hand I was hoping they were willing to do the WWII Nazi French Résistance thing and bed them for intel to pass on to the effort. Though, granted, that’s super dangerous.
Also it may be that HUMINT is obsolete with data scraping.
On the other hand I’m totally impressed people have come up with this ploy in the first place.
I assumed you were gonna mention the ones that would bed Nazi soldiers (or pretend they were gonna) but just assassinate them instead. At least I think I read something like that at one point.
People who really care about trump become eunuchs for maga.
As a bonus, whatever small bit of meat is cut off of you can be mixed in with the ground horse, dog and rat meat that trump is bringing in from South America for that discounted maga meat that walmart is selling.
Damn, haven’t seen the word eunuch used in everyday conversation in a while.
Incorrectly tho. They meant incel - somebody who can’t have sex for social reasons - not a eunuch, who is physically castrated.
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The comment clearly talks about the physically removed material being mixed in with meat. That sounds a lot like a reference to physical castration.
It was… What a weirdly overconfident wrong answer from that other person… The internet, huh?
I love the article’s description of trad wives:
“…conservative women who dress like the women in The Sound of Music, but without the opposition to the Anschluss.”
I would distrust any woman who would date an ICE agent, too.
While this is pretty funny, there’s also this horrifying detail at the end of the article:
What’s likely more of a risk for undocumented individuals is face recognition and commercial ad data. ICE officers can feed a photo of anyone into a facial recognition app called “Mobile Fortify,” monitor social media with apps like SocialNet, and look at vast troves of commercially available location data without a warrant. One surveillance app that includes ICE on its client list is Penlink’s Webloc, a tool which can pull advertising geolocation data for entire neighborhoods and search through photos to locate individuals with face recognition. Penlink explicitly advertises one of its data sources as Tinder. In May, Politico reported that ICE published a request for information (indicating interest in a vendor) to expand use of “commercial Big Data and Ad Tech providers” in investigations.
This lemming warns women not to trust any ICE agent trying to date them.
Imagine, hiring entirely incels and then telling them beware of women willing to date them.
Incels believe that they deserve women, so they can be easily tricked by any woman who is willing to play along.
And of course, when they are inevitably tricked, that just reinforces their beliefs. They are unable to realize that the root cause is their own beliefs and behavior. If they were able to think rationally, they wouldn’t identify as an incel in the first place.
So is this implying that ICE is OK with same sex dating, or that there are no female ICE agents?
they might need to follow fbi’s lead on relaxing hiring standards. then they can just keep it ‘in house’
Oh, no, they both have very different ideas of what to do to a dog.
Does it need to be one or the other?
Rfk has joined the chat
he prefers to study animal carcasses, and children who had measles.
