I have a dream where I’m a brontosaurus and someone got me an airplane for my birthday so I’m flying it around making airplane noises.

So… When I make a horse with one hand to run on the table, I’m not far off?

My answer to “how long will it take?” Has recently been “is it a higher priority than x,y, and z?” (While mentally deciding if it sounds more fun to work on than x y z along with t, u, v and w.

(Un)fortunately I’ve been working on the manager’s pet project, so I’ve had a semblance of focus.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I wish for one more wish

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I wish for one more wish

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say I wish for one more wish?

Edit: if this isn’t a casting of viscous mockery then I don’t know what is.

Edit 2: I forgot the point of the joke, fixed plural problems

That hill is way too straight. It’s definitely an increasing slope for a bit there. Starting about where they are, electricity and magnetism

Those pins are toast, it’s salvageable, but the question is if it’s worth it.

Looking at the picture, it looks like it’s near an edge of the USBC connector, with some hopefully resistors attached. If these lines aren’t the high speed lines, it might work afterwards.

You’ll want thin wire, like hair thin, and you might be able to connect to the pads of the parts. It’s beyond me at USBC scale, but not impossible.

Our company is prioritizing the environment and also pushing AI, so yeah. Every town hall that this gets brought up gets shot down with garbage like “investors want this”

Meanwhile, only upper management actually gets useful models, everyone else gets basic copilot.

Opening jars

This is a three rolls of toilet paper size problem

Turns out, the answer to that question for me is “yes”

Their tails deceived me!! This large salmon collider will hopefully find the Biggs Bass-n particles that fishermen always say got away.

It’s actually a salmon decimator. 1 in, many out

That I actually WILL carry a calculator in my pocket all the time, and use it to talk to people across the world

Then it would by dynamics

That looks like applied statics to me.

Romance authors can pump out a book crazy fast, 4 months on average says a quick search, and I wouldn’t doubt there are ones who can write them even faster, if they don’t edit.

Every 1 is an unskippable ad

Better than “sorry, my d20 is disabled until I pay my yearly subscription fees, though they say d20+ rolls better”

Uber trying new systems to pay drivers even less

I thought green was an update where cooking new things has been unlocked.