This person’s grasp of physics is like halfway there. Like one more module and they’d calm the fuck down.

They throw their young generations into the meat grinder just to control resources. Putin couldn’t find a way to pivot to new domestic products so now people get to die.

Fight war, not wars.

Pro tip: weigh your pasta and you’ll never make too much again.

I’m playing a mobile game that’s pretty much exactly like that first part.

Neither of those things were backed by science. Confusing convincing lobbying with science is a problem today was it was then.

I love the desert heat. Chapped lips aside it’s my dream.

Chapped lips in the summer? I’ve only ever gotten chapped lips in winter.

I’ve always said the difference between a true conspiracy theorist and a fucking loon is proof.

There’s tons of stuff we know happened and have almost overwhelming proof of but the powers that be for some reason will not prosecute, that’s a conspiracy and they might even be part of it.

If you believe that a myriad aliens are pretending to be human and secretly controlling the world and the only immediate proof is that we are becoming more inclusive, you’re a fucking loon.

He’s their useful idiot!

Hey I actually know this guy

Ah yes, the freedom of owning a car.

• Drag queens reenacted a painting of a Greek scene at the Olympic opening ceremonies.

• Christians naturally thought it was about them and started crying persecution, other bigots took advantage of the fray to attack the LGBT community.

• The world rejoices at another opportunity to mock the latter into oblivion.

TLDR; The usual

Philosophical phantasm, they know but accepting it’s true in a real sense would cause them to have an identity crisis.

I grew up on a farm, I’ve killed and slaughtered my own food my whole life and I always felt good about eating meat because of that fact.

As I get older I’m really starting to hate killing things, I don’t want to end a life at all. My couple of vegetarian days might turn into a whole lifestyle.

Canada: Rush - Tom Sawyer.

It was actually a bigger hit in the US.

I disagree, how can someone’s share of responsibility in a situation that includes the actions and motivations of another person be 100%? That’s incorrect at best.

I think Trump retiring and the Republicans replacing him with a charismatic, young, intelligent christofascist would be devastating for the Democrats (and humanity) right now and I don’t know why they don’t do it.

For that matter I don’t see why Democrats don’t replace Biden with a charismatic, young, intelligent social democrat which would be equally devastating for republicans. So who knows with these people.

Is it ham?

Yes, it’s a hamburger steak sandwich. Ham for short!

Is it steamed?

Yes, it’s steamed over onions, slider style.

So then, what do you call it?

A waste of my time and yours.

Incoming CIA sponsored coup/assassination.

Cologne or perfume on a human. Stop. It’s not nice, I don’t want to smell you.