His whole fanbase needs to be shoved head first into a locker.
where’s the blue hair protagonist
hyping yourself up to get mad but the game didn’t make you mad enough so you get mad about that instead
Its not DEI and pronouny enough for me to get mad and that makes me mad
I can’t crank my hog with only a half flacid hate boner
“Ewwwww blue hair, the yucky goths are so weeeird!”
Why do I get the feeling none of them are exactly supermodels themselves?
ironically dying the protagonist’s hair blue will probably be part of the haircut which is locked behind $20 DLC lol
that’sn’t included with the $100 edition
Lmao at “They force you to shoot cops?!”
“Tried, but didn’t like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn’t do it.”It’s so fucking performative and exhausting. Just like how he said his son tries to order a hamburger at a sushi place. Like it’s peak right-wing redditor virtue signaling.
Calling racist people racist is virtue signalling to them, but killing fake cops in a video game is apparently too much.
Yeah, right. It’s so pathetic.
And somehow them smugly declaring that by virtue of being a white man, they’re entitled to special treatment and automatically correct about everything ISN’T virtue signaling.
If i can be a communist and play any of the millions of games where you murder communist en masse, this guy is just a loser
those were revisionists
gta
“why do thdy force you to shoot cops??”
Bruh.
“They make you steal cars?! But that’s a crime!”
“Grand Theft?!? The only good theft is wage theft”
I’m actually kind of glad all the CHUDs are declaring the game woke. It’ll be impossible for them to hide how pathetic they look when they screech “go woke, go broke” at the biggest selling video game of all time.
You’d think they would be a little more savvy and say “see, this is what happens when you listen to GAMERS, you sell a billion copies.” so they can try to claim the game as a CHUD thing, but I guess if they had the self-awareness to do that, they would have the self awareness to not be CHUDs.
You’d think they would have learned after they shat the bed over the Odyssey, made by a director with nakedly conservative artistic leanings, the guy who made the hero of a Batman movie “the police” instead of “the Batman.” Turns out it wasn’t “woke” and the average moviegoer enjoyed it. Even Bean Shapino couldn’t bring himself to snark all over it once it was out.
But as you say they lack self awareness and general awareness.
I enjoyed the movie for what it was. Haven’t enjoyed a big popcorn flick in theaters in like a decade and it hit the spot. Not much to think about, people were drawing way too many conclusions from it. And to hear all the chuds in the theater outwardly dying at the sight of Eli Page and every brown actor was more gratifying than the consequences from any supposed conservative imagery anyone here is complaining about. Movie’s just about a dude making a big double bass sound with his bow. It’s not especially Calvinist, the director is just a dumb cool bro who wants things to look cool in the eyes of an 8 year old boy. Chill out, stop shitting your pants, and just enjoy the visuals. 4channers and Hexbear users pretty much are the same people, it seems like.
Counterpoint: They won’t care and just move on from it. You should care less about it, don’t give the most pathetic fuckers on earth space in your mind palace.
I give them the amount they deserve, the same I would to a funny clown that I can point at and laugh.
can this roachman just drop dead please? is it too much to ask?
given how he lives its probably fairly likely
Unfortunately he’s also rich so if anything really life threatening happens to him he’ll be well taken care of
some things like mold poisoning are hard to detect until they’re really bad, never give up on your dreams!!
That’s my take too. He might have the money to get care but he’s also likely to get MRSA and shit from living with dead rodents
pretty sure he actively hates being alive though
a roach lives 9 days without its head? is he able to do that? or is he like a batman situation where he doesn’t have roach powers
A well-trained officer of the law would not have missed all those shots. So unrealistic.
Tagline this
“We need better trained cops!”
– [Any Democrat “Representative”]
Kinda true, they would have shot a bunch of bystanders
Really cool that they’re allowed to whine and whine and whine, but it’s the good kind of whining so it’s not “easily offended”. Imagine being morally envious of Rockstar.
Rent fucking free.
I know right? I feel bad if I have a little breakdown and spend an afternoon complaining to myself, yet these losers have everything catering directly to them and yet they still complain about everything, just spoiled rotten adult manbabies.
When we complain it’s “virtue signalling,” when they complain they’re “truth speakers fighting against communist indoctrination”
I hate these people, just pathetic
i actually saw some gun chud do a gun wishlist where he started with “repeal the NFA” and then described that as obligatory virtue signaling before moving to the rest of his more specific product list of incredibly boring things like retro lights and specific models in different calibers
The main character is the whitest human being on earthYep thats a member of the Ham Sandwich Race
Let me check the chart…
Sorry, I don’t know what “lighting” is since I never go outside, he has too much melanin. If he doesn’t have the skin tone of Nosferatu he isn’t white.
I wanna say something, I’ve seen a lot of people in leftist and progressive spaces having some amount of empathy for this guy cuz of how pathetic he is.
Don’t. I don’t think he is a victim in any way, shape or form. He lives in horrid squalor because he likes it. His personal wealth is enough to easily put him in the upper middle class if not upper class, he is a millionaire via investments in several companies. He has every and all personal resource to not be such a disgusting troglodyte as he is. He CHOOSES not to live a dignified life because he is a disgusting fascist freak who gets off on how much power he can wield while being a repulsive person. He deserves all lire and scorn that can be directed at him.
I don’t think anyone is showing the roach lord any sympathy here
Yeah even in liberal/normie spaces I have seen nothing but disgust for Asmon.
I’ve seen a lot of people in leftist and progressive spaces having some amount of empathy for this guy
I just want to talk to themPeople on this website literally just invent people to lecture.
I’ve seen a lot of people in leftist and progressive spaces having some amount of empathy for this guy cuz of how pathetic he is.
Which spaces?
These guys are more likely to be bullies than bullied
This. They’re really not that different to the popular kids from any high school. They’re proudly malevolent, stupid animals, so of course everyone loves them.
The locker in question:
bring back bullying
Hmm yes let’s promote something that disproportionately impacts queer and neurodivergent kids, this will definitely own the bigots
I should’ve added a disclaimer that I don’t support actual school bullying. To any kids reading this: don’t do it!
Where do you propose it take place? Because a lot of it ends up falling along the same ableist and otherwise bigoted lines as school bullying (e.g. I bet several of AG’s commenters are Kiwifarms freaks who do at least part-time hours unpaid harassing trans people).
I think a historic example of acceptable bullying is the entire public appearance “career” of English fascist Oswald Mosley
If I had a time machine, I’d go back in time just to help the English working men throw eggs at him.
I kicked over 3 children in the park before I went to work today.
they force u to shoot cops?!?!?! WTH
It’s really amazing that Ian Miles Cheong is somehow the more pathetic human next to Musk.
That said, they should both be shoved in lockers. Or the same locker, to save space.
GTA VI is going to break sales records. Good luck not being written off as some dipshit contrarian lmao
