Does this make the Jem’Hadar the local crack heads that like to ransack the place?
Does this make Rom’s minefield just a bunch of speed bumps?
Why is there a picture of DS9 in a post about Babylon 5?
Okay, so there’s two shows from the nineties about shopping malls in space. . .
What’s to say… people in the 90s really liked shopping malls. And space.
If I had a nickel for every 90s show about a shopping mall in space, I’d have two nickels. That’s not a lot, but it’s funny that it happened twice.
Shopping malls were pretty cool back then though, an actual place to hang out! Nothing like the bleak liminal wastelands of today.
Lived through the nineties. Can confirm.
Sweet strawberry preserves, did the 90’s like space.
Zathras is confused about which show he’s watching.
The one that guest stars Majel Barrett-Roddenberry, of course.
The one with this lady in it
The Zocalo! The only place to get official Bear-nylon 5 merch 🧸
I love how they removed Londo’s “attributes”
He was symbolically cast- uh, in a bad light.
You. I like you.
You know that whole s3 opener about “it failed.”
Well someone had to pick up the slack. Those stembolts ain’t gonna sell themselves
This is such a minivan inspired spaceship design
A literal Astro-van!
Chevy Luminas are more shuttlecraft-looking than Chevy Astros.
How dare you. It’s not just a shopping mall. It’s a shopping mall and casino.
Bar and casino with a part time tailor spy
A tinker tailor soldier spy?
Rom, Garak, Nog, Garak again?
Yes, you definitely don’t want to confuse it with all those dry casinos out there.
It’s also an ore processing facility.
Excuse me… it’s the gateway to the Celestial Temple!
so it’s an airport
More like a way station.
It’s a port of call, home away from home for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanderers.
I was gonna go with drug den, but yeah.
We’re not sure how we mean it but they’re gonna get you high.
Drug den? Since when have we known anyone to traffic illicit drugs?
Don’t forget a bar, there’s literally a whole episode about how much trouble everyone on the station is willing to go to in order to continue having a place to drink.
You just know there was a red light holo corridor on DS9 that was never shown on the show.
“Oh thank god, I’ve been dying for a wee and some Twinkies.”
The FerengiNuggets are seriously addicting
That kid is back on the turbo lift!
Paul Blart. Odo.
Okay, ten forward, do your thing!
Done
Magnífico
Let’s build on the idea. A series about WW3, whose epicenter is the Metrocenter mall from Bill & Ted.
I’d also accept the Eden Prarie Mall (from Mallrats).
“Bill S. Preston!”
Except Metro Center got torn down.
This is the correct opinion.
Made this about a year ago:
why is it a ferengi if jumja sticks are bajorian?
Hell yeah… Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century!
We’re missing the targets on that future but maybe we can still get robot grapplehook extendo arms in time for Sherlock Holmes of the 22nd Century
Well she’s likely dead then.
Even in the future, shopping malls are failing. Just look at Empok Nor.
