Because it is a fact.

I went to a Underoath concert last week (They’re Only Chasing Safety 20th Anniversary Tour) and there was a father with a ten year old child.

That song is 20 years old.

65 sounds correct since it aired only between 1999-2001.

I swear my first cousin, once removed was in a episode. I have a memory of her showing it off to me.

The whole meme and the title are references to “Sugar We’re Goin Down” by Fall Out Boy.

The chorus: 🎵 We’re going down, down in an earlier round/And sugar, we’re going down swinging/ I’ll be your number one with a bullet/ A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it🎵

I don’t want him associating with my favorite movie. Secondly, he probably thinks the theatrical cut is the canonical one.

I knew one teacher that would drink one Code Red a day.

Another was addicted to Diet Coke. They stopped class to have someone deliver a case of it. They wouldn’t continue the lesson (it was an elementary school class in the computer lab) or let anyone touch the computers while they waited.

Spread syphilis?

I assumed it was a weird reference to the Phoenix Force from X-Men.

Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.

I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.

I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.

I’ve heard of people being told to drink vinegar to try and pass a THC test.

I assume people who think the landing is fake assume the launch was too.

What even is the “Deep State” at this point?

If you want to yell at someone who shouldn’t be a called a “doctor” then do it to Phill McGraw. That man actively hurts the people that go on his stupid fucking talk show. And yes, the drama series Bull is based on his life.

I thought it was widely agreed that time was a construct?

You know this is fucked up when a person who would be normally affected by redistricting doesn’t want to stop it from happening.