I’m no scientist, but I think so.

Well it would be bad if we began eating soap. Right?

Thank you for that wisdom.

Because it is a fact.

I went to a Underoath concert last week (They’re Only Chasing Safety 20th Anniversary Tour) and there was a father with a ten year old child.

That song is 20 years old.

65 sounds correct since it aired only between 1999-2001.

I swear my first cousin, once removed was in a episode. I have a memory of her showing it off to me.

The whole meme and the title are references to “Sugar We’re Goin Down” by Fall Out Boy.

The chorus: 🎵 We’re going down, down in an earlier round/And sugar, we’re going down swinging/ I’ll be your number one with a bullet/ A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it🎵

I don’t want him associating with my favorite movie. Secondly, he probably thinks the theatrical cut is the canonical one.

I knew one teacher that would drink one Code Red a day.

Another was addicted to Diet Coke. They stopped class to have someone deliver a case of it. They wouldn’t continue the lesson (it was an elementary school class in the computer lab) or let anyone touch the computers while they waited.

Spread syphilis?

I assumed it was a weird reference to the Phoenix Force from X-Men.

Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.

I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.

I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.

I’ve heard of people being told to drink vinegar to try and pass a THC test.

I assume people who think the landing is fake assume the launch was too.

What even is the “Deep State” at this point?