Let me tell you, as someone who isn’t getting news from television or the formerly awesome Breaking News (a digital news aggregator that was bought by NBC and later shutdown in 2016), things are bad when you hear about a mass shooting a day after it occurs. This shouldn’t be happening but it should be the worst thing making headlines. The fact it got drown out by President Dumbberfuckle Trumperdickle isn’t good.

I watched a lot of it back in the day and by like season 10 (I have no clue how long it ran) I realized it was super boring and bad. There would be jokes as lame as “dude owns a Nintendo 64”. That was the entirety of the joke.

Also there is a long running arc about a main character who is physically incapable of talking to women unless he is intoxicated (aka alcohol).

Look you have to thank Gene Roddenberry for this invention.

I might be wrong, but the UK I believe has laws against the media talking about elections like the day before and day of polling.

You must be offended that Starbucks has Italian named drinks too.

FYI: No one who has ever had a “caramel macchiato” at Starbucks has ever had a macchiato at Starbucks.

He’s probably white and identifies as CIS male. In today’s reality, that qualifies as self-defense to police.

My grandfather helped me purchase the car I have. At one point he was arguing with the salesperson and I got uncomfortable.

Except, they legally can’t do that everywhere. Many states have laws against direct sales. Doubt they’ll let third-party dealerships do any of the work.

I don’t understand this. Anyways, how’s your sex life?

That is something that might make Kurt roll over in his grave.

Bro, that song is about a child being born.

My own meme and it applies here.

Did you read the article? It says they had an immigration application currently under review. That isn’t the same thing.

Are all eggplants?

Are we just gonna forget about avocado too?

There are people who will argue about bird flu influencing the price. However, when it comes to the Trump Administration, they will only blame the previous administration. They won’t try to take any responsibility for failing to meet the expectations of lowering the price that they promised.

Despite the factual accuracy of when this began, it does not mean he can go unblamed.

You’d think Lancet retracting that famously fraudulent MMR study would have had a positive impact. Guess not.

Jokes on them. I didn’t hear my alarm today.

The guy calling for peace thinks it is okay for anyone to want to continue the violence. Fucking brilliant.