I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon—sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me. It’s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot… that’s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that.
It’s like reddit, but I don’t have to feel icky.
given up looking for replacements
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“believe in” religion
“understand” science
8·2 days agoactual fuck
Who says Freddy isn’t a beautiful woman?
11·3 days ago
2·4 days agoIs this thing on? taps mic
0·4 days agono, the autopen is treasonous
They don’t even waste time by having them individually singed. Just copy and paste!
It’s like I have ESPN or something. My boobs can always tell when it’s going to rain.
1·5 days agoit’s out of 3
2·6 days agothey’ll get the hint
“Welp…”
*pats knees*
*stands*
*walks out*
How bad?
What about rule 34 Zootopia rabbit?
1·8 days agoevery chance I get
Software that switched from: Yes/No
to: Yes/Ask Me Later.
What kind of job did he give you?
How it’s done
it’s