I showed this to my wife and a few minutes later she shared an ebay listing for the Stelton wood and chrome shakers like the ones used for McCoy’s laser scalpel, and now a pair are headed to us.

“I was just thinking yesterday we needed better shakers.”

No person in history has ever used one of those phaser-shakers for salt or pepper, right?

I still want them. I want to put them between my MST3k funko pops and my MASH vodka IV bottle.

The Pinto is a bit different as they were useful, reasonably priced, and fairly popular. If hadn’t ended up with that combination of bumper and gas tank placement, the model name would probably still be going strong.

Many of the best MST3k episodes (Manos notwithstanding) are decent enough B movies, they’re just very mockable.

We have an American Pope. But it not being Micheal Ian Black is a wound my younger self may never recover from.

Pretty sure its the Spider Man theme tune.

“Montage music and sciency shit” made me think of the “Industry, science and technology” riff from MST3k the Movie

Big men sticking screw drivers into things - turning them - AND ADJUSTING THEM!

Is this like Publisher’s Clearing House? Will people show up at my door with balloons and big novelty hat to tell me I won?

I played enough Zork that I’m never surprised by grues.

“I will have M’Benga hide you in the medical transporter so fast…”

Fun fact: That “chipmunk” is actually a prairie dog and “Species 8472” is actually a race made up entirely of beloved character actor Ray Walston.

Shortened lives, hastened climate change, and stunted development is a small price to pay for being able to see a nude version of any photo posted to xitter.

Tesla would charge at least $249 for that. With a $100 non-refundable preorder fee.

That works until the first species joins Star Fleet that types with their butts.

Somebody send a gift basket to the Skype CEO, he’s not doing so well.

Not back.

Yet…

Thanks for the care package.

And you thought she was intense about an chocolate sundae.

You mean we could have bean stuck in different meme loops a dozen times?

There’s no Vulcan death grip, but Vulcan dad jokes serve the same purpose.