I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:
Do not take dating advice from people who never dated.
Do not take relationship advice from people who never had a relationship.
Do not take sex advice from people who never fucked.
And especially do none of these things on 4chan.
Seriously, I have been in a relationship for a decade and a half and some of the relationship advice I have seen men give other men on the internet the past several years tells me that they have never been in stable relationships themselves.
It also tells me that most of them have no clue what women want.
You know what a woman really wants?
Have meaningful conversations, clean up a little bit, eat puss, sometimes cook food.
This isn’t rocket surgery.
Quick video about what body type women think is attractive vs what men thought women think is attractive.
Spoiler alert: Most men think they have to be ripped like a Marvel superhero while most women thought that shit looked scary and wanted the slightly toned body or the dad bod.
Please don’t starve/dehydrate yourself, take steroids, and stay at the gym for 5 hours everyday. Exercise and be healthy because it’s good for you and that you love yourself. Be as normal as you can be. Take a shower, clean your room, do hobbies and activities, including outdoor ones.
A better way to say this is “don’t take dating advice from the Internet” because it’s not just 4chan where you’ll find shit designed to make you feel bad about yourself and how you look to try to sell you something- whether that’s a product or an ideology. It’s everywhere.
Ask jesus’ wife
Marriage advice from priests? Hell no.
To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It’ll feel a lot bigger after that.
I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)
Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?
Diquette
Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move
Unless they’re into that and there is explicit prior consent. If that’s the case then chomp away, who are we to judge. That’s between you, your lover, and your future reconstructive surgeon.
Most chicks don’t know how big 5.5” is.
I mean, as a European I don’t even know how big that is
or how tall 6 feet really is either.
Most women want neither, tbh. I think the internet has curated an extremely skewed perspective on what women want thanks to the manosphere. If you move into female-centric circles on the internet and listen to how we talk about men and what we want, it is a completely different solar system from the one the manosphere has perpetuated online the past few years.
I for one, was absolutely obsessed with Joey Jordison (RIP, king) when I was a teenage girl.
Actually, come to think of it, Joey was pretty much the female fan favourite when it came to Slipknot. I have no recollection of any girl making lust posts and pictures of Mick, but Joey? Holy shit. Every MySpace and fan page was plastered with pictures of Joey back in the day. He had that passion that is very attractive. In interviews he would always be talking about the music in this passionate, slightly awkward tone that makes him attractive to a teenage girl. The others would be goofy or a bit full of themselves when they were talking in interviews, but Joey was always about the music and the fans. So humble, so focused on his art. They lost their soul when they kicked him out of the band.
Dude got MS and became lame in his legs with a 10% chance of regaining mobility and he was like “absolutely not” and worked his ass off and got back on his feet and played the drums until MS killed him. What a man.
You heard it here first, it’s not about your dick size, it’s about how you talk about your multiplatinum records.
To anyone feeling self-conscious about their dick: My wife’s best friend was with a guy for years who had a 3 inch dick, and he was overweight. From what I was told, she enjoyed sex with him quite a bit, it was the rest of the relationship that was awful.
My take from this: you can have a small dick, just don’t be a big dick.
I mean that doesn’t really help still bigger
I’m 6’4 with a 6 inch wang and I was always kind of pissed that I didn’t get a love muscle that was proportional to my height, until I saw multiple sources saying average is 5.5 inches. With average male height being around 5’10 this actually makes my crotch missile almost exactly proportional to my height, based on the averages. So guess I can’t complain.
Once knew a 6’5ish dude who had a 4 inch tool. I don’t how he felt about it but I can only assume he had sime struggles because of societal norms.
Dude I’m rocking 6.5 on a real hard day, and it’s going fine.
More than that is for porn, and don’t get me wrong I do like seeing it, but everyone I’ve talked to has actual human feelings and doesn’t like being hurt. Giant dongs hurt.
You also have a gnarly tight sick username, kudos
Personally I think the ideal size really depends on the acts being done for each person. Some people can really enjoy an 8 inch going in their ass or vagina, some might prefer even a 4 inch for oral, some like chocking on it, etc.
You’re right.
Make it worth something. Provide. Everyone wants to cum.
Isn’t the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong’s are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.
It’s a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I’m sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.
If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won’t wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don’t care if you look or that you are a slut.
Does anyone know what this individual is trying to say here?
Its interesting when its not obvious whether someone is on drugs or just isn’t very good at writing clear English. Maybe both? Certainly was a ride!
I’m thinking drugs, there are none of the usual tells that hint at English being a second language.
But it ain’t like riding a bike on the interstate I’ll tell ya
Let bike rider spandex being revealing but necessary act as exposure treatment for your small penis complex?
That definitely clears things up.
Or why (at the time of writing) 14 people apparently upvoted them?
Also a very good question.
Looks like some weird AI slop to me. Markov chain.
you are a slut
but will you treat me like one?
take off your pants and find out
Let’s put that super clear:
There. Is. No. Good. Dick. Size.
There are ladies that prefer 8 inches, and ladies that prefer 4.
Some will not feel it deep enough, some others will say it hurts because it’s too deep.
Just…make sure you and your partner find a way to make good use of whatever you’ve got. Select poses that will set you on the right depth, do magic with other sorts of penetrative and non-penetrative sex, and just listen to each other’s bodies.
Also, to everyone who goes with “big dick = alpha” shit, you’re both wrong and make it hard to unfuck some guys’ minds on what makes them good for sex.
correction: there is a social stigma that having a big dick is good, thus having a big dick is good. completely irrelevant what anyone prefers
stigma - a mark of disgrace or infamy; a stain or reproach, as on one’s reputation.
I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think it was supposed to be “stigma”?
oh i guess ive been misusing that word lmao
The proper way to use it in a sentence is “stigma dick in your mouth.” Trust me, I’ve got a really good vocabulary.
