You’re not supposed to report actual news Onion!

Yeah that’s why I rarely talk now, no point trying a conversation when you know with full certainty that no ones gonna listen.

I think that’s why I love the internet, you lot listen better than IRL people, even if it’s some random person arguing with me, at least my words were acknowledged.

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Yeah, just walking out the first door is enough for me to not need the toilet anymore… Definitely new pants tho.

Too much going on in this.

Well I tried and trying is half the battle!

Robin Williams, but he comes back fully cured of everything and he gets to live a full life happy.

Its never how is Frankie Hawkes!

I’d play the fuck out of that game!

Brekeke…

Keke…

Kek…

Ones a kid the others a cat.

I got permabanned from there once, I made a comment on anpost about the pedo leadsinger of the lostprophets saying something like " he deserves to die in the least humane way possible".

I appealed it by saying “Google him and tell me you don’t agree with me” 2 days later I was unbanned.

Why is the beaver smaller than Bieber?

I think they’re dead.

If you tell me I will use them, I’m not a mind reader, I’m a dumbass with an internet connection.

That’s why I just stick with they/them, anyone who gets annoyed about me using that isn’t worth the energy, it’s an anonymous message board, I don’t know you, that’s my purse!

You are supposed to do deep research on the person you’re commenting to…

I barely even read usernames, plus Voyager App doesn’t show profile bios, so even if I wanted to check their profile I can’t and I’m sure as fuck not using the mobile website to get the information.

I’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.