James: Oi Ash ya cunt, give us ya fuckin pikachu or we’ll smash ya fuckin head in mate!
I say dumb shit.
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James: Oi Ash ya cunt, give us ya fuckin pikachu or we’ll smash ya fuckin head in mate!
cop: Who do I shoot?
Saddam: If I fits I sits.
Don’t listen to these naysayers, I want to see where Saddam will hide next! It’s like a really shit Where’s Wally.
Make meth and fund your own research!
Look, nobody is saying you should eat the whole bag, but a teaspoon every so often as a treat maybe?
This page has a good list.
Yeah picture didnt help their cause, thats a whole bunch of ancient sex toys.
Mint is pretty dumbass proof.
What they need to do is make guns gay, then watch how quick they’re banned.
I hear a friend with weed is better.
why does Shrek have no pants on?
ahhh, I see you know your digital crimes well!
I dont know much about straight lines, but he sure does look happy.
You know what I mean…
Huh, guess I’m a centipede then.
I love the delivery of that line.
Just have your WiFi turn back on when you get back to your home, you can do location based stuff with tasker, I used to have it on my old phone and made it turn my phone on silent and turn off the WiFi when I got to work, but as soon as I got home it put my phne back to normal.
He’s pining for the Führer!
They’re right, I did want to punch that face!