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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon measures up

sh.itjust.works

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Anon measures up

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • Fleur_@aussie.zone
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    2 months ago

    To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It’ll feel a lot bigger after that.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)

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        Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?

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          Diquette

      • MTK@lemmy.world
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        Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move

        • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Unless they’re into that and there is explicit prior consent. If that’s the case then chomp away, who are we to judge. That’s between you, your lover, and your future reconstructive surgeon.

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