I speak a lot of English

What secrets could they possibly have. They have them? Everyone already knows? They have plans to use them? Every nuclear country already does.

Having your meat bad mouthed can be a real disappointment to be fair

Fuckin rich people man

I like rp games like everyone is Jon because the games are so disposable and the point kinda is to just get fucky with it. No prep, no commitment, all improv

Yeah and then you watch a YouTube video from a guy who has 10,000hrs invested who shows you a build and somehow it just works. And then you play with the build and it’s better than anything you’ve made. And then it turns out that it’s because of some weird mechanic where the stat is applied exponentially in this case when in every other case it’s not and nobody knows if it’s intentional or if it was just accidentally implemented that way.

Donkey Kong is the best thing in games you hacks

Get out of the car and fuckin walk

Ai title?

Instance checks out

To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It’ll feel a lot bigger after that.

Nah gamers are

I’m no astrophysicist but I’m guessing we know about enough to determine that every shape might be the shape of the universe

Can’t go to the hairdressers because I’ll develop a crush. Have to ask my friends not to hug me. Physical touch love language is hardcore. Off topic but needed to vent lol

Why do parents go through their children’s search history

No it’s about sexism

Annon describes what it’s like to be a woman on the bus and see a man board

Great so money always has value then

Man I’m so sorry to my highschool Chromebook. They gave me that shit in yr seven and I was incapable of keeping things in one piece at that age. I think every key had been taken off by the end of the year and there were several holes in the outer casing.

This is anti Australian rhetoric and I will not stand for it. You are all beneath us in plug game, UK included

Money has value until you find love