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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

7 for me

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7 for me

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    I fixed the image for you

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      Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.

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      Fixed it more better

      Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works

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    I can’t find my hat and night shirt…

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      Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.

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        I got chu

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        This thread is so close to devolving into “A Christmas Carol.”

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      You’re number 5, assuming you’re wearing it the right way.

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        21 😏

        spoiler NSFW


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          That was worth the spoiler click

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          Thock!

  • JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social
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    Where the 18s at…?

    • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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      Dude I’m 18 for life

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      The only time im not in 18 is when it’s just a little too cold and I’m in 3

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      I’m a 20 forced to live as an 18

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    Almost always 20 :)

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      Username doesn’t check out

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      It’s popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a ‘1’, I can’t imagine myself doing it. I realize I’m the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that’s a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?

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        So, Mr. Bond, we meet again …

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          Do you expect me to talk?

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        20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won’t be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don’t worry too much about it.

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        I think surviving a fire is more important than someone seeing your naked body.

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          That’s a really good point. I’d like to add that I’ve lived in places where I wouldn’t survive much longer outside while naked.

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            I suppose if you live quite isolated out in the countryside/wilderness then it’s a concern for sure. Maybe a small bag with some emergency clothing by the side of the bed would be good, then you can dress once you are safe.

            For most of us though, help is a door knock away.

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              What you say makes sense. I guess I was imagining a situation in which other people are affected similarly the point that they’re not available to help.

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            And you sleep in enough clothing to make a difference?

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              Weirdly, yeah. I won’t pretend that I would do well with that alone, but it’s enough to make a significant difference with a shell over it.

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        I’m a firefighter and I sleep like 20. Just get good. :)

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          Damn. There’s no coming back from that burn.

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        I’m the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that’s fucking creepy.

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          I’m assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don’t know if it’s creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.

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    20 since I was like 9 or 10.

    Evidently it’s a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.

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      20 is where it’s at, for sure.

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      100%

      best pajamas are made of leather…

      I promise, I’m not a psychopath.

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    20

    If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can’t sleep.

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      This, but if I jerk off before bed and don’t shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren’t all cum-streaked.

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        Ew wdf

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      REALEST COMMENT HERE

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      My thighs touch each other in the wrong way, when I’m sleeping on my side. I need something smooth between them.

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      Team 5 / 15 here. :)

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    I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough

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      100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess

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        if it works it’s not stupid

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      neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)

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        You’re just afraid she’ll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.

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      My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can’t sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.

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      If it’s a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn’t skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.

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        It’d have to be a completely wirefree bra for me, though I guess most sports bras are.

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      I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.

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    20 and its the only correct way

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    20 is the way

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    Pre surgery was 18 most the time with a crushing longingness for being able to do 20 without my dysphoria flopping around every time I moved. Post surgery is 20 most of the time unless I’m extra leaky then it’s 18 or 19 depending on what I grab out of the hamper. Not pictured here but I also have “socks always on” variety of autism so I have socks while sleeping too. If it’s really cold I’ll sometimes switch it up to jammies (edit my jams are closest to 1) but I’m more likely to add blankets than clothes

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