I was thinking “walking your daughter down the aisle” and also “last 10m of a marathon”
Probably coinciding with saying the phrase, “Later, Skater.”
when a pile of rubble from a tall building nearby is about to fall on the person in front of you (they and everyone else in society despises heelys because they’re different, it’s like a metaphor or something idk the youtube essay will explain it)
deciding to do good instead of hiding and saving yourself, you sigh as you activate the heelys to save the person in front of you, grabbing onto them in a skater’s embrace as the rubble wrenches the earth right where they were just standing.
“Y-you saved my life, thank you! What’s your name? I want to know the name of the person who sav–”
their eyes lock onto your heelys, as their pupils dilate and a disgusted scowl fills their visage
“FREAK! WHEEL-HEEL!!!”
they viciously yell, spittle coming out of their rage-drenched maw as they screech at you. soon, a crowd forms around you as everyone points, stares, and yells at your heelys. a single tear drips down your face as you get into a half-slouched pose and start to wheel away slightly faster than a light jog away from the angry mob as they chase you at the slower speed the unwheeled are known for
After giving an emotional, heartfelt speech at a funeral
Right after winning a NASCAR race. Also this is one of the best silly hypothetical questions I’ve ever seen.
Off the stage after receiving an award, degree, or something similar. Ideally backwards while doing finger guns! But for real, why hasn’t anyone combined Heelys and Soaps so we can grind between rippin around on the wheels?!
Yes. It’s called a skateboard.
Sure, it’s just that skateboards don’t have any element of suprise. But some heely-soap combo kicks most definitely could suprise folks!
i forget what it’s called but there’s some shit where you have not actually a skateboard that’s two pieces and just the bit above the trucks. they had people doing it on the scientology skating channel before that imploded
Time heelies all woundsies
you didn’t even post the stealth heely.
who is going to look at these and know i’m wearing heelys? no one.After parkouring halfway across the city while chased by cops, right as you’re about to make your final escape down a shallow ramp, one of the cops suddenly tangles your feet together with a bolas.
when on a downward slope
Top contender: “escalator”
After you say something awkward, you go 👉😎👉 Zoop. then roll out
After winning a breakdancing competition
right now
