Esoteir [he/him]

when a pile of rubble from a tall building nearby is about to fall on the person in front of you (they and everyone else in society despises heelys because they’re different, it’s like a metaphor or something idk the youtube essay will explain it)

deciding to do good instead of hiding and saving yourself, you sigh as you activate the heelys to save the person in front of you, grabbing onto them in a skater’s embrace as the rubble wrenches the earth right where they were just standing.

“Y-you saved my life, thank you! What’s your name? I want to know the name of the person who sav–”

their eyes lock onto your heelys, as their pupils dilate and a disgusted scowl fills their visage

“FREAK! WHEEL-HEEL!!!”

they viciously yell, spittle coming out of their rage-drenched maw as they screech at you. soon, a crowd forms around you as everyone points, stares, and yells at your heelys. a single tear drips down your face as you get into a half-slouched pose and start to wheel away slightly faster than a light jog away from the angry mob as they chase you at the slower speed the unwheeled are known for

CISlammer

i bean up

i bean down

i bean up

i bean down

two million beanis barely satisfy

two hundred hexbears watch one beanis fly, too late

the beans of badposting can achieve

how many millions do we post each day?

i bean up

i bean down

two, three, four, can I have a little more?

that episode actually gave me the ick, the old rich guy joking about the lack of difference between the republic/empire/new republic is good, but the operation paperclip stuff kinda sucked imo because it was like a reverse operation paperclip and the whole episode was like “Mengele just wants to do clone research for the good of society but these shortsighted liberals in the new republic won’t let him!” when in reality immediately post WW2 the allies were funding the shit out of all of these nazi researchers and giving them citizenship lmao

showing the new republic immediately rehabilitate imperial research would have both been apt to the Weimar Republic meets post-9/11 America metaphor of the prequels, and would have made the first order make a little more sense

until Mikh’alor Gorbath-Shev sells out the regime to Pizaa Hutt, the shadiest crime lord in the outer rim

i’m surprised y’all hate the idea that the liberal republic formed after the defeat of the empire eventually begets more fascism, like the first order was a cash grab but it’s also accidentally the most leftist turn star wars could have taken with the sequels, especially with all of the secondary media like rogue one/andor showing that all of the principled ancoms like saw gerrera were killed, leaving mon mothma and a monarch to lead the alliance lmao

post-credits scene of Andor: the ending beach from Rogue One

Andor: Your father would have been proud of you, Jyn.

they suddenly break away from the hug, hearing a loud engine noise come closer

Jyn: What the f–

Saw: I SAVED THE DREAM!

they both hurriedly get onto the ship, the explosion from the death star flinging them into the ship as the bay door closes and they fly into space

Saw: Andor, you may have been Rogue One, but I’m thinking we’re gonna need something more, a newer hope. I’ve been getting a crew together.

Wedge Antilles and Glup Shitto walk out of a side corridor onto the screen, all two people in your living room go insane

Saw: I’m thinking of calling it… Rogue Squadron.

star wars credits theme plays as the screen cuts to black

taco bell still got me for now

where I live I can get a full vegan three item meal with a large drink for like 6.69 on the app

still not as cheap as eating at home but it’s not bad considering the current climate

the shot heard round the grill

the weather is pretty depressing for like 70% of the year so they have to find whimsy where they can

US recognition of Palestinian state… without the state

so basically no recognition is happening here

there’s nothing worse than writing a good comment, then tabbing away bc of self doubt, and then coming back to the tab like four hours later when the post is already on page 3 and everyone’s moved on

the elusive fifth element:

We were unable to extend address history back further than 3 years because residency data becomes more incomplete the further we move back in time due to lack of interaction with the health care system.

is this because of Rowe v Wade being overturned and medical privacy being destroyed 3 years ago?

my headcanon is that sam blared the radio really loud for the entire four hour road trip and the security guard tried to initiate conversation multiple times but he pretended not to hear them

fr but at least not all documentaries are info documentaries, i really like the werner herzog documentaries like encounters at the end of the world where it’s more of a character and mood piece

dude just goes to antarctica and talks to the people there in all of his and their awkward glory and it’s one of the best films ive seen lmao

the depth perception gotta be insane