If he wasn’t obscured that would be an amazing emoji lmao

it’s not like some dumbass would have spent the past six months draining the entire thing in an insane war on Iran.

WTI Crude Oil (futures market) is up 6% today, crossing $100/barrel for the first time since May! This is significant because the U.S. can no longer rely on their Strategic Petroleum Reserves to bail them out this time… Fill up your gas tank!

Y’know the thing about work is that I don’t wanna do it

I think a lot of it depends on what you’re procrastinating. If it’s a big project due a while from now or with no due date, I like to break it down into teeny tiny baby steps and then set a deadline for the first baby step. That’s usually “I need to read this email within 15 minutes”, or “by 1pm I need to get the vacuum out of the closet”. I set a timer for when I need to start (which works with distractions/being online etc too), and then as soon as the alarm goes off I immediately turn my brain off and go to where the task is and start doing the task. I’ve Pavloved my brain and now I stand up immediately whenever my alarm goes off lmao

Like, pretend you’re about to jump into an ice bath, you gotta just jump in. You need like 1 second of actual willpower and after that you’re already in it and there’s no going back. Did you really just get all freezing cold and wet for 1 second just to jump out? The hard part is over! Once you get over the initial barrier of just doing anything at all, it’s much easier imo.

Also making lists and checking them off as you go is rewarding, oftentimes I snowball and get everything done.

I’ll add more if I think of it/if you want. :)

My headlight went out and it’s like a $300 repair because they designed it so you need to remove like half the fucking car to replace it so I’m gonna be at work for the next 3 days knowing it’s all going toward this bullshit scam

Fuck cars

im not a farmer, is that good?

is that a legoom?

in my beanis??

its been known to happen

me when the trillion dollar lying machines that have flooded the internet are shaping discourse in a way that protects the rich:

a tattoo resembling a Nazi symbol that he later covered up

A TOTENKOPF IS A NAZI SYMBOL

Heh heh fuck around and find out

kills hundreds of thousands of civilians

Heh heh this is why we don’t have healthcare

kills hundreds of thousands of civilians

Heh heh you’re welcome

kills hundreds of thousands of civilians

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Good point, but no I didn’t watch that garbage. I guess some yanks really do hate themselves :)

Do yankees really fetishize the brits? If anything I feel like they are looked down upon lol. Funny accent, bad teeth, weird food, worshipping a pedophile king…

When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk and lay uncovered inside his tent. Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father naked and told his two brothers outside. But Shem and Japheth took a garment and laid it across their shoulders; then they walked in backward and covered their father’s naked body. Their faces were turned the other way so that they would not see their father naked. When Noah awoke from his wine and found out what his youngest son had done to him, he said, “Cursed be Canaan! The lowest of slaves will he be to his brothers.” He also said, “Praise be to the LORD, the God of Shem! May Canaan be the slave of Shem. May God extend Japheth’s territory; may Japheth live in the tents of Shem, and may Canaan be the slave of Japheth.” -Genesis 9:21-27

I love that it’s “adversarial” to not want to have your face entered into a database and to have your location tracked at every moment of the day against your will.

I’m sure specific and expensive “adversarial” clothing brands are a gimmick for now, but people will easily discover cheap and fashionable ways to subvert the surveillance state that may well become popular later on.

Personally, I’m waiting for burkhas to catch on among liberal crackers

Defending it from fucking what? Genuinely…

Euros are just as brainwashed as the yanks apparently, nobody wants your shit just stop funding war and genocide for two seconds goddamn