if a communist calls you “deeply unserious” theyre basically saying they want to kill you

Actually, I’m the one who can fix her. I have a tattoo removal machine I stole from a dumpster.

That’s one I don’t remember seeing before.

Instances like Hexbear and Lemmy.ml are inherently corrupt and run by people who want to sow misinformation and chaos to negatively impact western powers. I’m not saying the whole thing is a Chinese operation, but if it were then it would be run exactly the same way it is now.

I think we can take this as a complement, right?

“getting head from c-3po I call that golden dome”

Must be a pretty new one

listening to my mom slowly read the dilbert guy’s tweets out loud about how xi jinping personally got his son addicted to fentanyl and shaking my head to show that i disagree

I just got the best one, gone but not forgotten.

My friends stopped talking to me because during my last birthday party I called them all mercantile class traitors.

Elfangor then deserts his post and hides as a human on Earth, where he co-creates Windows OS.

…not sure where the suggestion box is, but anyoo, here goes: ya know those little blurb thingies that ya’ll post? it changes each time I refresh the homepage. But- I can’t tell you how often I’ve wanted to respond to one of those, add my two cents as it were.

Same, buddy

I got told to touch grass.

Pretty sure mods are removing my posts by falsely claiming they are “Sectarian” in the modlog and then reposting them elsewhere on the site as their own bits.

In 2003 I was calling 4chan “404chan” because every link was 404. Did you hear me, KID? I knew 404chan blew in 2003. 2003.

every time I or anyone go towards discussing the steps that need to be taken to address current looming problems in the short term, someone has to jump in and shut it down with "capitalism bad >:[ "