Does the f35 count as pork barrel spending? If it does would being blown to smithereens in one by a Houthi SAM count as being hoisted by your own petard?

Is this car wearing a boot?

Not just h*rny but turbo h%rny.

i need one cop please

That video is giving me real Life Aquatic vibes.

Just casually posting hog like nbd smh my damn head

RIP in piece

Thanking god i now know how to barrel roll if i ever have to do one under duress.

you accidentally what?

wet fart noises

Id voyeur your vore

Wait wat did i miss while i was at work today

One hundred and twenty nine of them.

Its the Sistink Chapel because it smells bad

And we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States and good follow through…

my fuckin sides

It’s the pink inauguration First Lady model or whatever, and it says R-U-M-P and thats cuz First Ladies should have dumps on em.

tomato deconstructed or whatever

Vanguardians of the Galaxy or smth

It’s possibly as simple as it being part of recitation when kids learned the solar system’s planets and now it’s just not. Some folks have a real hard time wrapping their head around the idea that a ‘fact’ they learned and knew their whole life has been decided changed. Or maybe that isn’t it. I dunno. My concern for Pluto is mostly just for shitpost value. I don’t really give a rip whether it can clear its own orbit or not.

I know that’s right