Oh for real, I’d call him a monster but that would be attributing too much dread to a guy who constantly invites the head of MI6 for a pint and gets rejected lmao

“Tell her I want apple cabbage stew, with some canis root tea.” - Leon Trotsky

And a Digestif:

This says a lot about are society

This is art

Parallel Universe where Trump dies after going to Vietnam and paying for his Huey to have marble floors and a water feature installed, messing up the weight balance and causing it to plow into an ARVN run opium den in Saigon.

Could be someone worried that Keith’s new hard man Mosleyite act is gonna see him deported and conscripted. Or possibly someone who lost a family member in the Kursk offensive that Starmer cooked up with Zelensky in one of their diplomatic coke binges. Or maybe someone Victoria Starmer hired because he won’t stop cheating on her lmao

The thing about anything being done to Starmer at this point is he’s so unpopular there’s a Who Shot Mr Burns effect where everyone has a motive.

Ron DeSantis levels of negative charisma

Don’t make me tap the sign!

It’s always so depressing when you see a squad of Ukrainian conscripts and they’re all like, 60 minimum (also depressing to see young people dying in war obviously but it’s telling that they’re having to press gang people well beyond fighting age)

He ruined everything

He was Hotel Transylvania’s most dangerous tier 1 operator

Which legume themed English village you repping?

Barton-in-the-Beans

Pease Pottage

This mf skeeves me out so bad

Lads on tour collapsing neoliberal order 2025

Lime flavoured milk