She’s entitled to a “default mode of victimhood”! She is your victim!
“When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it’s a brutal mog.”
“brutal mog, sir”
This is somehow even sadder than “I have depicted you as the wojak”.
“I contracted the least efficient computer possible to depict myself as the chad, therefore I win.”
Men will do anything except go to therapy
self-dodging bullet
RATIONAL/LOGICAL
You: 80 (superior tactics)
Her: 15 (emotional, reactive)EMOTIONAL REGULATION
You: 70 (cold, intermittent bursts of anger)
Her: 10 (in the middle of a panic attack)VICTIM MENTALITY
You: 0 (the exact opposite of a victim and knows it)
Her: 85 (default mode of victimhood)CONFLICT HANDLING
You: 100 (extremely direct)
Her: 30 (focusses on past, but quick to refocuss priorities)HIT POINTS
You: 100 (full health)
Her: 15 (bleeding out from a gunshot wound, about to pass out)This is twenty percent logic, ten percent myope
Fifteen percent concentrated power of cope
Five percent incel, fifty percent lame
And a hundred percent reason to forget his name
I see you’re a person of culture. I like it
“Your mother was volatile with poor control last night, Trebek!”
How interesting, a volcel who only thinks he’s an incel. Many such cases
How to win the battle but lose the war.
i think she was clearly the winner there too
If you classify your relationship as a war, maybe you really shouldn’t have one.
“As you can see, the computer clearly indicates I’m the winner of this discussion. Once you’ve talked to the AI and understand your failures, we can talk.”
Sounds like he’s a lot of fun.
The instant somebody releases a chat GPT powered sex doll I bet he’ll be the first person in line with a pre-order.
…and then I pack up my juicer, my humidifier, my dehumidifier, and leave.
Classy. It’s funny they’re trying to “reach AGI” with all this shit but they code the bots with the equivalent of Jordan Peterson’s take on how emotionality is a sickness. Well plaid (SIC).
always remember that the “B” in “Jordan B Peterson” is for “Benzos”
I thought it was lo🅱️sters
I thought it was for Bozo
i thought it was for “Balthazar”
It’s weird he didn’t say “female” instead of “girl”. Are they finally learning that that one’s a giveaway & women avoid them because of it?
He’s on the hunt for that one special female who’s really, really into Ferengi.
AI told him not to use that word
Still called her a girl though. Unless he’s really dating someone underage. I guess he might be.
Idk boy/girl are pretty commonly used to describe youngish adults, especially romantic partners.
True, but he seems like the kind of person who would say man and girl.