Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Pack it in guys this is the comment.
Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I’m not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?
You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.
Hypo or hyper? Because personally, I’m not getting hyperthyroidism from that photo and I don’t know what hypothyroidism looks like.
No‽
I don’t remember this scene in Shrek
That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
It was the rule 34 version.
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
Hehe you said “oral”.
Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …
Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.
I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.
I’m not sure I wholly agree with you there.
Once you get used to the idea of chick dick, well, it’s just a dick on a chick.
You don’t think that’s something interesting to say about it? I thought it was interesting.
Well then clearly you’re not used to the idea yet.
girl cock is girl cock
Well I don’t think anyone can disagree with that, but I’m sure some would. You get all sorts on the Internet.
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do?
Like a Hoover vacuum
My friend wants to know if it’s important to you that she’s female?
Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…
I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho
I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.
\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
The Shrek paradox
That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Yeah, but I’ve already done that. So
You busy tonight? So
You might be taking the internet too seriously
You might take me too seriously
Seriously might be taking too internet
Might seriously taking me, too
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
Unprocessed salami?
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?
Let me see the human from the back
I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
Donkeys don’t drink coffee.
Choose the first one, a talking donkey
Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.
I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH
You can only pick one.
Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?
The cocks are the same size. Huge.
I’m a sucker for a sandy she cock
