rat kings are a real phenomenon where rats have their tails somehow tangled together, you have created the human king (somehow worse than regular monarchs)

lmao for a second there i read “deleted by creator” and thought it was a joke about Eru Iluvitar smiting the commenter

yeah that’s honestly pretty close to how i feel god must be if he’s real, why would he consider us anything other than entertainment? why would he care particularly much about us?

honestly when you read the bible god is pretty relatable, he’s kinda just proud of having literally created everything (including evil, isaiah 45:7) and wants to be worshipped for it, and gets angry when you don’t worship him for having literally created everything by himself.
It all makes more sense when you drop the idea that god is arbitrarily perfect and good.

I can’t say i’d do better with absolute power of creation and having to literally create the concept of existence on my own. If we’re created in the image of god then frankly it’s a wonder we’re as friendly as we are.

lol “city folks” isn’t a thing anymore dude, everyone is city folks nowadays. Living in the suburbs doesn’t make you a worldly farmer.

millipedes are fine, they’re earthworms wearing power armor
centipedes are the horrifying ones, they are a dozen spiders fused together and with their morals removed

the solution has been known for over a hundred years and is called unionizing and organizing

the middle distance

simple in that it’s just a clever series of wires and pulleys, not some sort of digital adjustment device, i suppose

hexbear user try not to use stupid reaction images in every single fucking post challenge
(physically impossible)

i don’t see it

pond water? yes, don’t drink unfiltered unboiled pond water.

Tap water? unless you live in developing countries like the USA, you don’t need to worry about it, it’s already treated before entering your home.

and from what i can tell it seems like you’d just develop severe allergies and other health issues if you somehow managed to permanently sterilize your skin and everything around you

i like the idea that the power of a wishing star is solely determined by how good a view you have of it, like it needs proper reception for the magic

the rare functional cartoon marriage

yet

tuesday

haha aa de ere

👍 finally

only if they’re a single-prop airplane enthusiast