uranium itself isn’t, anything will glow that colour if it undergoes nuclear fission underwater.

lamarr, get out of there!

obviusly

not until i shove my legs into soil

reverse clark kent

cooked, right?

right?

“you pick up the concept of a forking road, reaching into the fabric of reality and ripping it asunder grants you a mercifully swift death as the narrative underpinning your existence unravels and the DM thwacks your motive spirit over the head with a giant inflatable hammer.”

Um ackshually you wouldn’t freeze in space, you’d overheat.

i hope that helps

i mean there are absolutely a bunch of people who’d love to do this, if someone made sure they have food and clothes and stuff.

what are you gonna be more likely to poke, an insect that’s still or an insect making weird-ass movements?

this is why we have inaturalist, whenever you see a weird animals or plant or whatever, just snap a pic and upload it to inaturalist and let others figure it out.

Worst case you’ve just documented that the Common Shitass is now invasive to your area, best case your 5 seconds of effort is the only thing that let humanity realize we missed a whole lineage of unique beetle species.

it’s a morphological category, not cladistic.

Like how “tree” is any plant with a thick robust trunk and branchy crown.

the tail is part of the spine, our tail ends BEFORE the butt

if you get frozen fries they come covered (and maybe soaked?) in oil, which when put inside extremely hot air will literally fry them anyways.

is it? or is that like how “socialism doesn’t work” because the CIA keeps murdering anyone who tries it?

you know what, it’d be real neat if skeletons were largely assumed to be good because they’re a common result of evil zombies being bathed in purifying divine fire.

A vile necromancer raises your corpse, enslaving you against your will and forcing you to do horrible things (probably murdering your family and shit).
Then a paladin comes along and fucking nukes the flesh off your bones, freeing you from your torment and giving you a second lease of life. Hell yeah you’d join their church.

like how annealing metal reshapes the crystal structure, this straightens the wrinkles in your brain

it’s just a drinking bird toy that presses enter to accept any applications

i’ve also yet to see him say anything particularly useful, the vibe seems to be “this sucks but maybe if we put enough faith in the legal system it’ll all solve itself?”

at this point there’s little more to stay up with, frankly it’s all just the daily flavour of how things are getting more fucked up