I would watch this again and again and treasure it and call it my precious FOREVER.

The movie could be a long story arc with the main fish getting the ring stuck around them and having all sorts of adventures, learning valuable lessons and finally returning to their spawning point to teach the other local fish all the knowledge the main fish had learned. It would all wrap up to this beautifully happy ending and BAM! Déagol grabs it. Movie ends.

You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

Hey, that’s cheating!

Mosquitos are pollinators!

A stroppy bastard? Haven’t heard that one. Gonna use it with me pirate persona for Halloween, thank ye

Yass queen!

That poor frogged didn’t do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢

Well this confirms it. I might as well give in…

spank me, tree Daddy!

That’s terrifying… I hope you and your family are able to get somewhere safe for the time being

I’m on the team running the weather machine this time. We are very excited for this run!

After gathering so much data from the last several storms, we finally have the power to call hurricanes and tornadoes exactly where we want them to go!

We’ll be feasting on the fetuses Boden personally hands us after this run, fellas!

I too worry about the poor moles getting flooded!!

I actually drink something very similar (zero sugar) as well! Sio it in the morning, stay hydrated… the insomnia is something I’ve had since I was a kid, unsuccessfully treated. At least I don’t have to sleep as much as average people!

Well Clarissa wouldn’t so I guess we’re shit outta luck

I feel you!

I’m 6 years clean from the hard stuff and have had a similar experience. Like who am I? What do I like? I basically got to reinvent myself.

I learned many hard lessons during my dark years, and I decided to use that to my advantage now. I’ve been through hell, so I don’t get fazed by anything at this point!

I’m a 36 year old guitar-playing video-gaming family man! Live life and just enjoy being you whoever you are!

Atlas? That you?

I wish I had a tail in the first place!

My butt plug tail doesn’t wiggle the way I want unfortunately

Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?

If you look closely enough you can see Zach Galifinakis hiding behind the fern!

driving around robbin banks all whacked off of Scooby Snacks

Really interesting view here, thank you.

Looking at the groups of people that are so hard for me to understand (MAGA, KKK, flat-earthers, etc.) because of how ridiculous their worldviews are, as some sort of psychopathic mental illness on a scale from sort of psychopathic, to full-blown psychopath makes alot of weird sense. Kind of disturbing and comforting to me at the same time.