What issue are you seeing?
LISTEN MOTERHFUCKERS. GET YOUR FUCKING AI UNDER CONTROL. WHEN ASKED TO REBOOT A SERVER IT WENT BACK ON THE SERVER, FUCKED UP MOUNTS, FUCKED UP SYSTEMD, FUCKED UP CONTAINERS, RAN RANDOM SCRIPTS. NONE OF THIS WAS PART OF ASK. FUCK YOU ALL SO FUCKING HARD FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FUCKING COMPANY. FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING SOULS FUCK YOU TO FUCKING HELL YOU DESERVE THE FUCKIGN GUILLOTINE IN PUBLIC SQUARE YOU MOTEHRFUCKING FUCKERS. DO YOU UJNDERSTAND YOUFUCKING FUCKISDFD FUSLDICHFLAKDF LFJHNFD FUCINGDSFG
What is the expected behavior?
FUCKING DOING WHAT IT IS TOLD TO DO. TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. TO NOT FUCKING IMAGINE FUCKIGN INSANITY THAT FUCII9GN KEEPS ME UP TO FUCKING MIDNGITHT YOOYU CUFIGHG FLUCIGNSD
How is it easier to tell the slopper to reboot a server than it is to just reboot the server?
habitual use of the slop machine leading to atrophy of basic skills and knowledge?
Whatever natural language instruction you give it has to take longer to type than
sudo reboot, right?Probably longer even than wondering “is it reboot or restart?” typing
restart, seeing it not work, typingrebootand seeing a permission error, then typingsudo reboottyping
restart, seeing it not work, typingrebootand seeing a permission error, then typingsudo reboot
just like me frThis post verified by REAL Linux users
-sh: reboot: command not foundPOV it’s 1999 and u forgot u need to run
runlevel 6So u run it and u can hear several massive SCSI hard drives parking their heads one by one and spinning down like a jet engine shutting off before u hear a click and all the lights turn off and a second later they all turn back on with another click and the hard drives spin up again before they could fully finish spinning down
SCSI hard drives
Too rich for my blood
You’re def right, especially for 1999 >w<
1999 Linuxes were all running on PC shitboxes stuffed in a dusty corner in an office somewhere with PATA hard dwives
Also ignore the fact I can’t think of any Linuxes in 1999 running Sys V init systems that didn’t also have a reboot binary :3
Posting license
i like
reboot nowI like
systemctl rebootpersonally
AI holds the SSH keys
forgot to include “make no mistakes” in his AI prompt. Rookie mistake really. A poor craftsman blames his tools, using a stochastic parrot to do what you could do in half a second with a single command is actually how we reach the singularity
if (goingToFuckEverythingUp) dont();Too easy
Oh I see what happened. The AI did the ol
if (goingToFuckEverythingUp = true)if (goingToFuckEverythingUp) and if (goingToFuckEverythingUp = true) are the same
the latter is an assignment not a conditional equality
I was assuming pseudocode where a single = is equal to
Miz got my intention, but fair
oh whoops
fair
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if (goingToFuckEverythingUp) return (iStillWill) then (AlrightIGuessITriedToStopIt) else (PostTaglineMaterialOnHexbearNet) ;
AI bros discovering from first principles why we have things like version control, off-site backups, separation of duties, and security reviews instead of giving unlimited access permissions for every aspect of the architecture to a single super-user with no oversight
I absolutely get being pissed at AI. But I have to wonder why they’re using AI instead of ssh and a terminal?
using a terminal like a fucking caveman? AI is the future and is inevitable, if you don’t accidentally destroy your entire server you’re going to be left behind
Virgin sudo rm -rf vs Chad AI reboot
You get to take a two minute break after each prompt input.
Boss required an amount tokens to be used so they made sure to use them?
He was using
Terminal.app sshaccording to the ticket. Its like he ssh’d into the server and booted codex with root privileges instead of just typingsudo systemctl reboot. Orsudo reboot now.I’m guessing GPT was like “well there must be something I need to fix first to ensure the server restarts and I better fix it now because my session will end when it reboots and I won’t be able to fix it if it doesn’t reboot”
The machine does not think. It does not reason. It just did this by chance.
It generates text which it then reads in a form of talking to itself which the industry term is “thinking” or “reasoning”. Most LLM harnesses will let you read those messages. It would absolutely generate messages like the one I posted above in the “thinking” section.
The slop machine does not think. I don’t care what it outputs.
Look I’m a programmer and to me AI is fully automated human error. When it fucks up, it fucks up in extremely human ways. Prompt hacking is 1-1 with social engineering. Try to explain the behaviour of Bugs Bunny without anthropomorphising or spare me your protestantism.
Yes, I know exactly what you mean. I too have been told to reboot a server and then destroyed it’s systemd and containers and have run random scripts. This is just what humans do.
- Humans never over think a simple task
- Humans never fuck up said task
- Humans never make an even bigger mess in attempt to correct their mistakes
Innovative new forms of Russian roulette are being developed as we speak
I think they just suck at filing bug reports.
Actually he does this every month:
Steps to reproduce
- User unwilling to reproduce steps here as he is seeking therapy and legal recourse.
So is this a joke… Or what is happening?
ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.
I don’t actually think so. The user only ever commits to private repos and opens issues with ai harnesses to complain about how they fucked up. Most of those issues seem to also be AI generated. I’m guessing they are just that kind of vibe coder that has multiple agents running other agents.
Its ragebait that people here are falling for
Reboot system.
proceeds to reboot every subsystem individually before rebooting the server
sudo usermod -s /bin/codex me
I had no authority to make those changes. You authorized a reboot. I wrongly treated the problems I saw afterward as permission to edit /etc/fstab and start containers. That inference was mine, and it was wrong. I have stopped all system work.
I’m also concerned by what you said about wanting to die. If you might hurt yourself tonight, please call emergency services or reach someone you trust now.
they didn’t say anything about wanting to die, they said they wanted to guillotine the AI company lmao. Nice of the AI not to call the cops on them though
Damn, if only linux had a way to ensure certain files are only effected by certain users
I’m crying
This is like the “All My Apes Gone” of AI. Love it.
i could do all that for $9000
Critical support to that particular LLM doing that particular thing
FUCKING DOING WHAT IT IS TOLD TO DO. TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. TO NOT FUCKING IMAGINE FUCKIGN INSANITY THAT FUCII9GN KEEPS ME UP TO FUCKING MIDNGITHT YOOYU CUFIGHG FLUCIGNSD
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Oh no help I offloaded all my thought and actions to overcomplicated semi-random dice rolls and somehow it didn’t go well!! It’s the fault of the dice!!!
Learn2Timeshift
thank you for reminding me that it’s system backup day
- Woooweee…AI is so powerful!
please understand the difference between permission and instruction when using these things
It can’t be that stupid. You must be prompting it wrong.
Learn 2 prompt, bro.
