soybeanis [they/them]
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soybeanis [they/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•A strange rightwing editorial cartoon of a non-functional hantavirus mouse trapEnglish
3·4 days agoyeah, sorry I commented before I scrolled through lol
soybeanis [they/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•A strange rightwing editorial cartoon of a non-functional hantavirus mouse trapEnglish
6·4 days agoI’m confused. The trap hasn’t been set?
soybeanis [they/them]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•I have a red pill and a blue buttonEnglish
3·16 days agoI swallow the blue button and smash the red pill into dust.
In that order?
soybeanis [they/them]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•HR just sent me a calendar invite for 'Appropriate Farting in the Workplace".... what could this mean???English
3·16 days agoshould have let him fart first?
Different cultures have different gas-passing mores.
If you’re in an Asian country, it may be fairly common for both farting partners to release gas simultaneously, as a way of conveying sustained interest in the gas. In some European countries, this could be seen as quite rude, though, depending on how traditional your boss is.
soybeanis [they/them]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•Beanuary. Hm, okay. Febeanuary. Alright. Marbeanch. Now we're getting somewhere. Abeanril. UH Yes! please! BEANMAY! LETS GO LETS GO BEST BEAN MONTH OF THE YEAREnglish
2·16 days agoI love these stream-of-beansciousness posts
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Science@hexbear.net•Honeybees pass their math test, upending an animal intelligence debateEnglish
3·19 days ago, how do they not call that emoji :enbee:?!?
there are n bees
soybeanis [they/them]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Never underestimate an Amerikkkans inability to know how to drive. Or their willingness to say that a big yellow painted truck with reflectors and a giant ass flashing sign is somehow not noticeableEnglish
5·21 days agoSorry. The specific trajectory I drive my Truck^{TM} at is my unique expression in the Public Sphere that is the road
soybeanis [they/them]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Never underestimate an Amerikkkans inability to know how to drive. Or their willingness to say that a big yellow painted truck with reflectors and a giant ass flashing sign is somehow not noticeableEnglish
20·21 days agodriving a car is guaranteed by the first amendment \s
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news@hexbear.net•Pete Hegseth cancels ‘absurd’ flu vaccine requirement for ‘brave warriors’ in militaryEnglish
45·25 days agoDo tetanus next!
tetanus antibody titres from an adult booster dose are impressively persistent well into old age
I would think it more effective to lathe dropping measles, hepatitis, typhoid, or rabies
WHY COULDN’T THEY TELL THE STORIES BEFORE?! WAS IT BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO TELL THEM??? WHY COULDN’T THEY TELL THOSE STORIES BEFORE, SAMWELL?
soybeanis [they/them]@hexbear.netto
politics@hexbear.net•Either we give these motherfuckers our tax dollars or they collapse the petrodollar.English
7·27 days agothey only back base money, not all money
Could you please unpack this? What is base money?
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news@hexbear.net•On the recommendation of Joe Rogan, Trump signs executive order to accelerate access to psychedelic drugs for medical treatmentsEnglish
6·28 days agoAmerican Vets are famous for their stringent lack of sharing of drugs with their non-veteran friends
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•It's over. Hexbear in shambles.English
14·29 days ago“Oh but the living conditions outside the big cities are the REAL China.”
their REAL China vs our hyperreal Heartland
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badposting@hexbear.net•Huge study finds no evidence beanis helps anxiety, depression, or PTSDEnglish
5·1 month agoFuck you I’ll keep bean that shit
soybeanis [they/them]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•LIVE: When this post is one hour old I will eat some beansEnglish
5·1 month agoah shit I missed it! When will the vods go up?
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badposting@hexbear.net•This user is suspected of beanisEnglish
1·1 month agoPlease report any fiber.



it “chose”