I heard McDichael is crushing it in early results from Dugnutt county

This is a containment thread for live discussion of US Midterms. Go to town.

  • agentant [any]@hexbear.net
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    3 days ago

    Dems gonna control the majority in my State legislature. Absolute bluenami(My state passed one of the transphobic measures btw)

    (I’m just trying to get the thread past 1400 comments)

  • xenon [pup/pup's, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    seeing libs saying “im gonna tell my reps to codify abortion rights” fell-for-it-again-award

    obama promised to do that in his original campaign and had democrat supermajority for 8 years

    and he spent it bombing children

  • CARCOSA [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    @oliveoil@hexbear.net

    "Call to agitprop. Mods please pin.

    Alabama elected a trans woman to state senate.

    Alabama elected a trans woman to state senate.

    Alabama elected a trans woman to state senate.

    Hammer this narrative, don’t give the pro-centrism narratives any space to breathe or grow."

  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    Folks, I’ve already commented on how Talarico is the Portuguese word for “guy who has sex with another guy’s wife”, but a crucial piece of information I had overlooked has come to my attention just now and I must share it.

    The previous sitting senator whose seat is now being taken over by Talarico is called John Cornyn. Cornyn sounds just like “corninho”, which would be the Portuguese word for “little cuck”. Folks, you heard it here first; the little cuck’s senate seat is being taken over by the guy who has sex with married women.

    From now on, all of you should consult with me or any of the other Brazilians on Hexbear before taking any kind of political action, because clearly the Brazilluminati are in control and we have a very immature sense of humor. You have been warned.

  • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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    JD Vance is blaming the Iran War for the loss. Shocking, as we all know it’s impossible for a VP to distance themselves in any way from an unpopular administration.

    Very likely he still goes down with the administration, but people are dumb as shit so who knows. Bush ran saying he’d be very reluctant to commit troops in nation building, then invaded Iraq and Afghanistan. Trump distanced himself from those wars and then attacked Iran. Now Vance is trying to distance himself from Iran football-lucy

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    6 days ago

    2027 Blueeee Waveeeee Predictions 🏄‍♀️🗽

    ICE: “Needs more funding so it can be reformed”

    Iran War: “End the war - but without giving in to Iranian demands and Iran can never have a nuke”

    Israeli Genocide: “No more free offensive weapons shipments - Israel must pay their own way. Defensive weapons (Iron Dome, 2,000 lb bombs, white phosphorus) must continue.”

    Trans Rights: “No”

    Climate Change: “Protect oil and gas jobs while reinstating tax credits for Teslas”

    Minimum Wage Raise: “We had to remove this via amendment to ensure that the tariff reform bill passes. Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good!”

    Student Loan Forgiveness: “No”

  • Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    So I had this brilliant idea to start an online campaign to ban cisgender people from public bathrooms and sports. The ads would be super scary and highlight real statistics showing how cisgender people are more likely to do certain terrible crimes or other stuff.

    Thoughts? Anyone have ideas to add to this? What if you could even somehow get anti-cisgender proposals on ballots in some places? Imagine how funny it would be for the cis to ban themselves from public life.

  • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    California proving once again that there is no amount of boot we won’t lick. Not only are we rejecting prop 40 we’re voting yes on prop 42 which makes it against the state constitution to go after billionaire wealth at all.